Most of the rides and attractions at Disney have that. A character will come on the PA and announce that a thematically appropriate Disney villain has messed up the ride and that things will resume as soon as they’re defeated again.

That is not true.

Well, that’s your problem right there:

You know, Saitama becomes Samuel so easily….

Ah, I see Sonic has finally reached the “angst” stage of teenage rebellion.

Hey! I remember playing that on the old Homestarrunner website back in 2003.

Hideo Kojima Presents

Now we’ll never get answers to such burning questions as, “What the hell is going on?” and “Why the fuck should anyone care?”

Ehhhhhhh, I dunno. I’m looking for a good reason to make the effort to upgrade to the 5, because I still haven’t seen one yet….

depends on the hero....

This is just because people think villains are hotter, isn’t it?

First??? You have not been paying attention, have you?

Nooooooooo! What about the last minute pardon from Fanny Farmer? His only crime was being born delicious! 

“From now on, every time someone complains about the trees on Twitter we’re going to make them progressively worse on purpose!”

Yeah, yeah, yeah. New professors, new Pokémon, new open world co-op game play. Blah, blah, blah! SHOW US THE FUCKING TREES ALREADY!!!!

This game is not being subtle about it’s inspirations.

And a somber piano heavy soundtrack, and an amnesia suffering main character guided to their destiny by a mysterious yet somehow familiar disembodied female voice, and combat against ancient robots seemingly corrupted by a strange dark pinkish smoke, and….

No, no no no no no. He’s just saying that such things are the natural, and desirable state of the world, and any attempt to amend that is morally unjustifiable.