I am finding this so hard to care about right now. 

Casting an overplayed snarky white guy to play a beloved video game character in a movie??? Pokémon would never!

These are the people that saw an overcrowded marketplace, and said, “Me too!”

You don’t even have to go as far as Donald and Goofy. The original cast of characters from the series are regulated to jpegs that occasionally appear in the background. 

That was the funniest part. They finally put Sora in, but he’s so stripped down and basic in terms of his series representation that he might as well really just be another generic “anime sword fighter.”

Those two things make it by far the best!

Great. Another anime ore fighter. 

I’M CHARLES FOSTER TRAIN!!!

How can Sora be anyone’s favorite video game character??? Sora isn’t even anyone’s favorite Kingdom Hearts character!

Was the ending of this episode cut off on Hulu for anyone else, or just me?

Jesus Christ, It’s a game about a bunch of haunted Chuck E. Cheese robots that kill people. I don’t care how many retro 8-bit mini-games or hour long YouTube video essays you make. It’s not that deep!

That movie was literally based on one of the myriad script that was written and then rejected for the FNAF movie. 

But think of the marketing!

I like gays and RPGs, but I hate road trips!

In a way, weren’t Neopets the first NFTs?

They've copied everything, right down to the toxic online fanbase.

There are rumors going around that Nintendo and Illumination are so confident in the Mario movie, they’re already working on a soon to be announced Donkey Kong movie as a follow up.

They can easily afford it!