Final Destination teaches us that yeah sure that could happen but death could also come for you standing in the shower. Do you want to die flying through the air at 100mph or wet and naked in the bathroom?

BONK

She gets -1 for totally whiffing:

I like Brian Cox a lot , and I like Tekken a lot , but I doubt Brian Cox likes Tekken* , although he probably likes the paycheque Tekken provides.

Fahrenheit continues to be perfect for weather specifically, which is why we cling to it:

0F - “It’s really cold outside”
100F - “It’s really hot outside”

For all other temperature work, I agree. We ought to switch to Kelvin so that everyone is just slightly irritated all the time.

The framing of this article is about what people dislike, but I honestly read this as a feel good piece. I just love that there’s so much diversity in gaming in terms of game types. People are complaining about game types they don’t understand, this just means there’s different types of people out there who have…

As someone who also hates the “git gud” crowd and for a long time was skeptical of Souls games for being too hard and inaccessible, I feel the need to respond to some of the negative comments here.

Gotta agree on Rockstar games. It’s less the crime and directionlessness and more the overall design of the games for me. I was amped for RDR2 but controlling Arthur was just such an unbearable chore, and the lack of fast travel really grated on me as the game went on. It seemed like between Arthur handling like a…

Nobody’s under the illusion this package is mandatory, so pointing out that you don’t have to buy it is a straw man. The problem is that it exists at all, that CIG are even selling digital items at this price point in the first place.

“Hype” just doesn’t seem worth it to me. Game after game, I see people getting hyped up and then inevitably being disappointed when it doesn’t live up to their wild expectations. I gave up on hype years ago, and I’ve enjoyed my gaming much more since then. Sure, I don’t get excited by gaming anymore, but that seems…

Well make sure to bring a camera crew, because you don’t wanna miss a thing!

Makes sense on the surface, but this would inevitably lead to a firestorm of enraged parents followed by advertisers pulling out.

...so what you’re saying is, the only real viable option we’d have is to land a team of space trained oil roughnecks on it to drill a nuclear warhead and explode it in its core? Sounds risky, but projections show it can be accomplished with just one casualty.

Watch a recap of AW1 on youtube then play what I consider to be the best game of 2023.

nah, a water park where the water IS bacardi :)

I’ve never played an Alan Wake game (generally don’t do horror) but this performance has me wondering if I should reevaluate.

Okay Sean, don’t over promise. Just say we’ve been working on something and show some clips!

I’m not sure what it is exactly (I played Divinity:OS1 and liked it, after all; and I play tabletop D&D), but I just have 0 interest in BG3.

That’s plenty of time to generate more barren planets for players to walk around in and go “You know, I could be playing Baldur’s Gate 3 RIGHT NOW”

We’re going to have to clamp down on nipple puns around these parts.