The other half is wear pastels, be deferential and keep a tight blond dye job. Exhausting!

Google “Tubular bike tires”

How long before these dips hits start asking for donations for their reward fund? I’d be shocked if that effort was not already underway.

And loud, aggressive New York bullshitters always overestimate how the rest of the country views them.

Bears fan here. Go ahead with the Packers ownership.

This is how Trump wound up with Scaramucci. He’s comfortable with loud, aggressive New York bullshitters. He fails to realize how poorly they perform in situations with accountability.

Trump’s going to have Rudy find out who ate all those strawberries!

While we’re at it, can we also get rid of “unhinged” and “terrifying’, both of which has been used to death and beyond?

And it doesn’t need to be explicit

“...but I don’t believe she would have done this if she didn’t have a great deal of evidence that this is truly the right time...”

Home of the Fightin’ Co-Pays.

Plus, it could really fuck up the ski season.

I can’t believe the Fast Company writer didn’t ask her if a hot dog was a sandwich. Next time, send someone from the Takeout. I need answers!

Why? As much as I’d like to se her covered in hot lava, she won’t be here when it blows. She’s never here. She grew up in Virginia and she lives there now.

Paul told Politico. “If [Cheney] runs, it may be the most significant Republican primary in the country. She’ll have to decide whether she wants to match conservative credentials with somebody who actually lives in Wyoming and has been there her whole life.”

Yeah, I also laughed out loud at that one.

A monster with a job.

Almost as impressive as the list of players who left to actually win something elsewhere.

My man Paolo likes to be groomed, but the glove doesn’t get the tiny burrs that cover him at this time of year, when he goes out hunting. (such a good boy!)

My man Paolo likes to be groomed, but the glove doesn’t get the tiny burrs that cover him at this time of year, when…

Does this mean he has to get a job now?