I can’t believe he’s not wearing stars-and-stripes leggings. Talk about a missed opportunity!

This is treason, but James O’Keefe and Project Veritas are totally cool. OK, I’m ready to vote now.

And who would those be, exactly?

Yes to this. Time to stop and recall how many ridiculous policies, like that fucking tax cut, that Cavuto has defended like they were his own children.

If AOC had responded with that, Twitter would have combusted.

“Even the most uncoordinated of Deadspin staffers could likely hit free throws at a 50 percent clip.”

I have a bad feeling Instagram is behind this.

Why My Team Sucks.

Ben Shapiro says Kaepernick was never that good. And I have to believe that elite athletes like Ben can see things I can’t.

Won’t someone think of the intangibles?

“Chobani has opened a $21 million research and development center in south-central Idaho.”

Me: Reads post, nods, looks at horizon. “The #grit takes are coming, aren’t they?”

Does Drew’s mom also talk in Stupid Drew voice, like his wife does?

“Go cry to Kafka, fuckface”.

And he’ll be flying home, regardless of cost.

Thereby setting up a massive battle with this MC:

So that whole UK/Britain/England thing is just a branding exercise? Good to know!

Tom Cotton will do anything for attention. He’s Joe Walsh, but with a job.

Just start making the Previa again, Toyota. 

I have to go lie down now, on account of the epicness.