They know you’re running the football, so you lose three, four yards, so that wasn’t even in our process as coaches to think about that.

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

This is a bad take. The Cubs bandwagon is can’t hold a candle to how shitty Boston and their fans are.

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

I am starting to think that maybe the Bears shouldn’t have traded up to draft Trubisky.  I’m going to give him another week or two, but folks, this may end up being a little embarrassing for my favorite teams front office.  Will keep you all updated.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

Possibly a more pressing question: what are you doing snooping on your partner's phone?

sorry but what kind of non-porn website has porn pop-ups?

Though there’s more than a year to go before the November 2020 presidential election, the stock market has already started to reflect the ramifications of Elizabeth Warren potentially capturing the White House.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

I like Richard Sherman - I don’t think he’s asking too much to have a respectful handshake before the game. Why not?

I’m a 51 year old man who owns a lightsaber, several droids, a robotic dinosaur, and at least 3 pairs of Star Wars boxers - one of which I am currently wearing.

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

I hadn't noticed the "Free The Juice" sign in the background.

Whether Jacob Wohl has 17 girlfriends or not is none of your business

Pro-Tip from a fairly new parent; kids do not take a lot of time, they take all of it.