Say, what happened to their last captain?

I’m just hoping they can rally enough to finish ahead of Arsenal. Again.

The elusive “Venn Donut”!

+1 for the avatar.

I love that Rudy was too cheap to get veneers for the bottom teeth.

I’m guessing you don’t know too many cops.

I’m nursing a fantasy that the IRS whistleblower case will take down Mnuchin.

“...the current front office leadership seems like they know what they’re doing based on what we’ve seen in the summer transfer market.”

Bright spot for United supporters - nothing points to an impending run of good fortune like Billy calling you dead.

“... just two of 17 girlfriends Gayle had at the time of the murder.”

Just more locker room talk?

Point taken.

“... stop putting this man on TV??”

Tell me that fat fuck isn’t scheming right now on how to keep most of that for himself.

Judging from that photo, Zuckerberg should be concentrating all his energy on suing his barber.

Marina and Catie were right.

Plus, Drew Magary is a fan of yours.

Oh God, not you, too!

He’s gone all caps. That can’t be a good sign.

As Jimmy Breslin once described him, “a small man in search of a balcony”.