That’s not nitpicking. It’s correctly calling out incorrect bullshit.

Can we have the second part without the first part?

I’ll bet crisp a American dollar that this shortage comes straight from the Popeyes PR Dept. 

Those are the same people who described Paul Ryan as a “policy wonk”.

You act like Rex Grossman never even existed. smh.

Good point. Lots of background chatter when she took that, too. Let’s see how she does with dead silence.

Good point, Burner. She has very little experience with athletic achievement in high-pressure situations. Hard to believe you’re in the greys.

I’m also a Bears fan, but I thought you should see this:

Matt Nagy - If you’re reading this, here’s Carli Lloyd of the USWNT hitting a clean 55 yarder:

Agreed. I have to believe the decision to cut Parker was made weeks before the doink. I’d love to get Robbie Gould’s thoughts on that chart.

I suspect Ian also has some breakthrough thinking on jet fuel the melting point of steel beams.

Perhaps a commenter contest is in order here.

I would like to complain about people, like Goose Gossage, who wear Oakleys with a coat and tie.

I need you to post some audio of your wife talking in Stupid Drew voice. Could she possibly read us the Bears version of Why Your Team Sucks?

Please always use “Pool Boys” when referring to Liverpool.

Long’s just tense about the pending Why Your Team Sucks. I think we all are.

We’ll be saying the same about Chelsea by the end of the season.

This logic also applies to bicycles. Or so I was told, you know, by a friend. And, uh, skis.

Yeah, but he’s never going to allowed in to see James Dolan’s band again. Like, ever. 

That’s fodder for a post all its own. In addition to the snap-over-the-punter’s-head, I also a relish a football own goal.