I love that thin-skinned babies like Dolan always seem to get horribly similar PR people.

Agreed. Xhaka is B team level and the other two are promising, but they’re kids. And one of them is new. Almost any team in the top 8 is dominating that midfield.

This reads like Billy extolling Barcelona. Inconvenient truths: Arsenal’s defense was terrible last season and one of the starting CB’s (also the captain) refused to travel with the club on their international tour. He still hasn’t worked out with the club and now Emery is actually saying he wants to keep him.…

Kate - check out Etee bags. I use them instead of zip-locs and especially instead of cling wrap, which is almost impossible to re-use.

And here I thought it was Economic Anxiety. Thanks for the heads-up.

Cardinal fans are the Liverpool fans of MLB.

No Carl Monday option? No Barbaro poet lady?

Can he be both Public Editor and Comment Ninja?

“I take that very serious” says grown man who was hired to actually speak on TV for a living.

I’d love a tour of Sylvia’s medicine cabinet.

I’m a Cub fan. I’d lend you mine, but I seem to need it every season.

I live in Wyoming and similarly-deep thinking guy I know said the same thing about wildfires. “People will just have to work together”. Like it’s a fucking barn-raising or something.

.I thought Clampdown was more appropriate for Liz, given her stated positions on taxing the rich which I like to think the band would have approved of. Not sure how you came up with the “favorite” thing, but you may not be that bright.

I fear this bodes ill for Elizabeth Warren and surviving Clash members to issue their Clampdown remix.

“Mitch Trubisky can’t throw a ball through a fucking tire.”

It’s Friday, and my bum/quads are still pissed about Bulgarian split squats from Wednesday.

Hello, fellow Bears fan. If you go to the Athletic, their Bears coverage is pretty much exactly what Samer laid out here. 

With some light editing, HamNo’s opinion on roaches could make a lovely haiku. Commenter (and Splinter editor) versions welcome.

Also handy: Valve stem remover. So much more refined than slashing a tire. And tow truck drivers rarely have spares.