Jared’s got all that policy stuff under control.

Mesut’s never been on to defend.

Yes. And those people are morons who willfully ignore all the warnings.

“Well, if they were dangerous, they wouldn’t let ‘em run around loose, amirite?”

In fairness, after a 2-week National Parks road trip, who really wants a 9-year old?

Then you have the mud pot burn victims.

I fear they’re attracting a very representative cross-section.

Now, they mostly field complaints about wifi and cell service.

They still use that flyer, with the same artwork. It’s become iconic. Would make a pretty sweet tattoo, now that I think of it.

I live near Yellowstone and the number of idiots who get too close to bison and other wildlife is mind-boggling. And the Park Service has signs everywhere telling them not to.

For a guy who is obsessed with projecting strength at all times, he sure can sound like a little bitch.

Another loser in this situation is Arsenal (whose every failure I relish), since this may kill their move for Dani Ceballos.

I like the reforms that you and Albert are proposing, both for the NBA and there leagues. A question: do you think these ideas would gut small market teams, or teams in less desirable locations?  I mean, I spend a good amount of time in Salt Lake City, but I don’t want to live there.

Commissioner For A Day!

I do not believe that will ever happen, nor did my comment suggest it. Dolan’s blockheadedness will outlast all the world’s single-use plastic, nuclear waste, etc.

Could that mechanism be that no good players will join your team? If you’re a proven blockhead like Dolan, you lock yourself into perpetual mediocrity because no decent free agent will sign for your sub-.500 team.

Patrick, you’ve been an Alaphilippe fan for so long, it’s good to see you get your reward!

Story number 8000 on this ridiculous issue, while the press has moved on from the census/citizenship flop and Jeffery Epstein. As I read somewhere else, the press is like a bunch of cats and Trump has the laser pointer.

Yeah, everybody knows that. My point is that, for a fraction of what they pay Goodell, they could get someone who would keep absolutely silent and not be a complete idiot at the same time. Maybe even manage a player domestic violence situation without fucking it up. Every time.

Awesome comment. Now, quick, get over to a Tour de France post and lay down a scorching “Lance/one ball” take.