carson
Zombie Cucumber
carson

Somewhere, some guy is reading that comments saying “My God, that’s it!”

My wife watches. I don’t but it’s on in the background often enough for me to notice that every season has the same plot elements: Villain hated by all who inexplicably stays on week after week, devious contestant kicked out for already having significant other, bland nice guy/girl who makes it to the very end but

Honest question: does Kate Dries really think The Bachelorette is “unscripted television”?

They might if they thought it was going to hurt recruiting.

“IDK who thinks free college is giving a pass to rich kids, because rich kids already have one.”

She once dated Dinesh D’Souza. After that, how bad could a loaded diaper be? 

Think she asked him if he needed help putting his bag in the overhead bin?

I doubt Warren would take the shit Clinton did. And Warren would mock the shit out of him.

I doubt Warren would take the shit Clinton did. And Warren would mock the shit out of him.

I doubt Warren would take the shit Clinton did. And Warren would mock the shit out of him.

I doubt Warren would take the shit Clinton did. And Warren would mock the shit out of him.

I can’t even picture the debate. A woman with a command of facts who won’t back down is the thing that infuriates him the most.

Jared has a rough draft almost complete, from what I understand.

That’s the most Trump quote of them all.

“...try to pick apart her laundry list of policy proposals.”

Hey, you from Wyo? Me too.

Please someone hack this watch immediately.

Looking forward to some breathless pearl-clutching from parents who have no idea how climbing and belaying work.

While we’re at it., what’s a “microsurgeon”? Just a doctor who’s really short?