carson
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carson

We also have one Representative in the House. Texas has 36. California has 53. See how this works?

Maybe while Trump is in England, he can explain to them why wind power doesn’t work.

You know after looking at Charles all night, he’s going to come back and demand a sash and a whole shitload of medals.

“It doesn’t happen. It’s illegal. It’s not a fact.”

This is very worth your time:

Yeah, the headline threw me.

Serious question: Is “troop” really the singular version of “troops”? Do you call one soldier a “troop”?

“...a vast field uncluttered by signage, by neighboring buildings, or by Boston fans.”

Regardless of political persuasion (and ours are similar), a person would have to be close to brain-dead to think that tweet is genuine.

Settings > General > Joke Sensor > On

I can’t believe people say he’s an idiot.

What? Is there a wall around it, at least?

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Arsenal fans appear to be taking the loss with their usual measured perspective.

“I mean, it wasn’t THAT bad, was it?”

The defending on the Giroud goal was peak Arsenal.

The Navy will just ignore him. He’ll be dead by the time the next career is built.

Nicole - any idea on the rest of the ingredients? Specifically, how processed they might be?

I’ll go with fascinating vs. gross. I grew up in Illinois and I used to love it when those things emerged. So cool.