Delete your Facebook account. I did about a year and a half ago and I never missed it. 

She’s my state’s Representative. Bask in the warm glow of her reasoned judgments, everyone!

“Gottheimer’s aides, Norman said, told him that they would need to review anything he wrote before it was published...”

And their site’s url is phokinghungry.com

My hero when I was younger. Godspeed, Niki.

Rovell? Is that you?

I know he has a lot of talent, but if I were a sponsor, I would be equally fucking done.

“...although editor-in-chief Melissa Kirsch opts for the New York Times crossword puzzle instead of bad TV...”

When does the swamp draining start?

It’s a shock to see the Trump White House mailing in a half-assed effort, isn’t it? They’re usually all about the details.

This immigration plan just builds excitement for Jared’s reinvention of government, doesn’t it?

That’s not going to work with so much Republican opposition.

Aren’t those the most expensive transfers in history? Do they make a good choice for a baseline? 

I see the Trump typo gene was passed on intact.

Agree 100%. I wonder if/when world football will have some MLB-style salary collusion.

Yeah, how is that “relatively cheap”?

Deadspin Slack always seems much funnier than actual Deadspin.

Too modern. “How the breakup of Oasis foretold the ‘19 Celtics”.

You would need a Clockwork Orange-type setup to get me to listen to that.

Yeah, but now I have that snare drum riff in my head for the rest of the day.