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“It doesn’t happen. It’s illegal. It’s not a fact.”

This is very worth your time:

Yeah, the headline threw me.

Serious question: Is “troop” really the singular version of “troops”? Do you call one soldier a “troop”?

“...a vast field uncluttered by signage, by neighboring buildings, or by Boston fans.”

Regardless of political persuasion (and ours are similar), a person would have to be close to brain-dead to think that tweet is genuine.

Settings > General > Joke Sensor > On

I can’t believe people say he’s an idiot.

What? Is there a wall around it, at least?

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Arsenal fans appear to be taking the loss with their usual measured perspective.

“I mean, it wasn’t THAT bad, was it?”

The defending on the Giroud goal was peak Arsenal.

Nicole - any idea on the rest of the ingredients? Specifically, how processed they might be?

I’ll go with fascinating vs. gross. I grew up in Illinois and I used to love it when those things emerged. So cool.

She’s my state’s Representative. Bask in the warm glow of her reasoned judgments, everyone!

“Gottheimer’s aides, Norman said, told him that they would need to review anything he wrote before it was published...”

And their site’s url is phokinghungry.com

My hero when I was younger. Godspeed, Niki.