Rovell? Is that you?

I know he has a lot of talent, but if I were a sponsor, I would be equally fucking done.

“...although editor-in-chief Melissa Kirsch opts for the New York Times crossword puzzle instead of bad TV...”

When does the swamp draining start?

It’s a shock to see the Trump White House mailing in a half-assed effort, isn’t it? They’re usually all about the details.

This immigration plan just builds excitement for Jared’s reinvention of government, doesn’t it?

That’s not going to work with so much Republican opposition.

Aren’t those the most expensive transfers in history? Do they make a good choice for a baseline? 

I see the Trump typo gene was passed on intact.

Agree 100%. I wonder if/when world football will have some MLB-style salary collusion.

Yeah, how is that “relatively cheap”?

Deadspin Slack always seems much funnier than actual Deadspin.

Too modern. “How the breakup of Oasis foretold the ‘19 Celtics”.

You would need a Clockwork Orange-type setup to get me to listen to that.

Yeah, but now I have that snare drum riff in my head for the rest of the day.

I like to think that’s because he’s still fine tuning the comparisons of the Irving/Rozier relationship to the Bell Biv Devoe catalog.

Is there a 15,000 word think piece from him on the season somewhere that I will never read?

Wisconsin will be fine once the new Foxxcon plant supplies all those thousands go high-paying jobs. What do you mean, we need to talk?

I’m really wrestling with the fact that Ollie North was on the right side of an issue.

A guy who spends $250+ at one clothing store isn’t going to bone his boy toy in a tacky 4th floor walkup.