I like to think that’s because he’s still fine tuning the comparisons of the Irving/Rozier relationship to the Bell Biv Devoe catalog.

Is there a 15,000 word think piece from him on the season somewhere that I will never read?

Wisconsin will be fine once the new Foxxcon plant supplies all those thousands go high-paying jobs. What do you mean, we need to talk?

I’m really wrestling with the fact that Ollie North was on the right side of an issue.

A guy who spends $250+ at one clothing store isn’t going to bone his boy toy in a tacky 4th floor walkup.

Assuming said intern is female.

Next shoe to drop: the “summer intern”.

oh please let this come to pass!

How does letting someone else decide what sucks encourage critical thinking? On second thought, please don’t respond.

Nine paragraphs about yourself before you got to the topic of of Ayesha Curry.

It’s the standard Gawker post format of identifying a thing/trend/band/food/city/person who is popular and telling us why they suck.

I was preparing myself for it to dawn...like a black anti-sun, the next horror to slot neatly into this nightmare universe as though scripted for it at the dawn of time by the fucking devil.

Donj is apolitical?

Tom - This is great and all, but can you post videos of Arsenal fan reactions to that goal?

Billy, I’m disappointed that you appear to have abandoned the use of “Pool Boys” caving to a vocal minority of the commentariat. smh.

I want to know who the other reporter was.

Imagine how lit Amsterdam is right now.

Normally, you have to take a Fox News talking head or GOP talking head out of the Fox bubble to see shock like Baier’s.  That was beautiful.

“Piqué returned to his old grounds...and showed them what they have been missing over the last decade.”

Well, at least things are better over at the...OK, hold on a minute. https://splinternews.com/gop-congressman-hijacks-important-hearing-to-ask-nonsen-1833948880