My hand is up, but can we kill him first?

Massie knows he’s full of shit, but now he has an “owing the libs” quote he can use to fundraise. American Exceptionalism, people! Bask in its warm rays.

A stick of dynamite from that box you have labeled “Acme”?

Ah, shit you’re right. 

I could see Gary Cohn being down for this, too.

$1,500 to $3,000 seems like a small price to pay for not having to sit in a theater with a bunch of people from lower tax brackets.

OK, but his is the party of fiscal responsibility, though.

That’s huge! Congratulations.

True. I must be repressing all memories of her.

Javanka don’t give a shit about immigration and they won’t unless they can make money from it.

“A lot of people would argue the mayor of the US’s largest city can’t run the country. Let alone the mayor of South bend.”

Creeping rugby influence. It’s like Sharia law.

Only if the guys trying to tackle him have a chainsaw.

Be fair. Those eyebrows don’t pay for themselves.

Hearing anything this prick says makes me pray for Treasury Secretary Elizabeth Warren.

Ryan - If MDMA can really replicate a stage of increased plasticity for the brain, do you think it could help an older person learn a new language more easily? Isn’t that ability tied to increased plasticity. Or am I just looking for an excuse to have a Learn Spanish dance party at the Senior Center?

Let’s not forget this:

“...there is nothing Americans love more than to ask British people about whatever the last piece of news from Britain they heard was”.

I wish more foreign leaders would openly mock him. We may be getting more of that in the future.

That picture is everything. I’d love to know what Stoltenberg said to his staff after that meeting.