It’s cruel that Drew is still recovering with this story breaking. 

Would this be a good time to point out that the Trumps have successfully bribed Cyrus Vance Jr. in the past? In 2012, Jr. and Ivanka had misrepresented the hell out of occupancy rates in the Trump Soho property to buy the sales price. That’s fraud. Cyrus Vance let them walk and soon after received $50k for his…

There’s something magic about being both condescending and wrong about everything. Him, not you.

If there isn’t a Deflate joke in this thread, it’s just not Deadspin on a Friday.

This is actually a very good series of ideas. If you get a satellite call from a guys with a Russian accent and you hear the sounds of a yacht and hookers in the background, take the call.

What To Expect When You’re Not Expecting Any New Signings.

“The Lite Rumsfeldian archness of expression...”

Also superior to butter for making a grilled cheese, but don’t tell the mayo-haters that. It freaks them out.

Poser. They’d totally sold out by then.

Opposable thumbs, but still seems evolutionarily behind.

Yeah, his kid sounds just as arrogant as Harris’s. First the whole money-changers thing, and now he OKs Harris to hire this guy. Jesus is the new Don Jr.

Useful reading for anyone coming here for post their supernova hot take on reparations. https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2014/06/the-case-for-reparations/361631/

Fox News goes to DEFCON 1.

You’ve clearly deduced the deeper meaning.

Well, he did say he prayed on it, so there’s that.

Assume nothing. Except hookers. Always assume hookers.

Which should mean we’ll soon be seeing him go Full Swaggart: a) the tearful confession of sin b) the begging for forgiveness and c) the NC GOP giving him their full support.

“Harris maintained that Dowless never told him about what Red Dome Group actually did and ... he decided to hire him.”

As Joe Ricketts nods and reaches for his checkbook.

“I’m about to teach her and her cronies a few things they are going to wish they never learned...”