With a typo.

“Scurry back to work”? Is Tucker now in favor of longer maternal/paternal leave?

On the bright side, her CPAC keynote has sold out.

Have you tried kewpie mayo? It’s Japanese. Highly recommend, but yeah, not a whole jar straight.

It’s not at all disgusting on video! https://recordsetter.com/world-record/jars-mayonnaise-eaten-sitting/36046

“The Mayonnaise World Record. Ukrainian Oleg Zhornitskiy gorged down, consecutively, four 32-ounce bowls of straight mayonnaise in 12 minutes for this world record.

He’s one of my two Senators and a full-time embarrassment.

Chaser: https://theathletic.com/801514/2019/02/05/arsenals-latest-financial-results-show-how-desperately-they-need-champions-league-return/

Here’s a feel-good story for any Arsenal supporter: the new Rams stadium is going to cost $5 billion and Stan Kroenke is putting $1.6 billion of his own money. https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/the-rams-5-billion-stadium-is-bigger-than-disneyland-it-might-be-perfect-for-la/2019/01/26/7c393898-20c3-11e9-8e21-59a09ff…

“Dentures” don’t do those things justice. He looks like he just won the Preakness.

And the classic “Headless Body In Topless Bar”.

Luckily, the Post was ready:

Oui.

In a feel-good update to this story, Nantes is currently billing Cardiff for the first installment of the transfer fee.

This is a great post. de Gea also made some amazing kick saves in the away match at Arsenal last season, which was gratifying as it annoyed the shit out of the crybabies on Arsenal Fan TV.

“We have just received a subpoena for documents. While we are still reviewing the subpoena, it is our intention to cooperate with the inquiry,” a spokesperson for the inauguration committee told ABC.

This site needs a multiple star option like Medium’s, just for comments like this. 

Yeah, a trip outside the bubble can really be disorienting for a guy like Howard. He’s reacting like a House GOP member who wandered away from Fox news.

At least he helped Paul get that massive Foxconn factory in his old district. You know, the one that’s going to provide, uh, OK hold that thought for a minute.

Damn, since I deleted my Twitter account (highly recommend) I can’t watch videos like these.