Area Billionaire Unfamiliar With Concept Of “Campaigning”.

This comment really needs a Donate button.

Trump does it at the end of the sentences with “By the way”. When you hear that, you know whatever preceded it was veracity-challenged.

She uses “Listen” all the time, too.

Every time she starts a sentence with “Look", what comes next is a lie. Every time.

The hair dye confiscation will be rough.

“How about a little ball of fire, Scarecrow?”

Lindsay Graham would be OK with it.

Hot garlic press takes need maximum distribution!

“...a 5 way race for 3rd and 4th with almost every club in that race apparently wanting nothing to do with finishing top 4.”

Sesso - I’m profoundly glad to hear about your success with the garlic press, but I think you may have meant to reply to someone else.

Shit, they had shorts once.

Slap some cuffs on the arresting officer for using “disorientated” in his report. Grammar Police > Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police.

She’s my Rep and she’s an unredeemable piece of shit.

Also: when you’re ready to re-stock, alphabetize the spices. It makes finding them so much faster and it’s easier if you’re cooking along with someone else.

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

I wish they’d been invited. Could you imagine?

Indeed.

I can’t believe Drew wasn’t available for the burger story. It’s tragic. 

Joining the new Gawker should be viewed as the media equivalent of crossing a picket line.