With the crazy reversed fork, too. Damn.

Dan Snyder will wear these. Probably by Thursday.

BBC: “Fuck, of course we’ll agree! Are you kidding me? Hey, you! Get me Legal!”

I want to know how long that shit sat their and how completely cold it was before anyone got fed.

Wondering why someone gave him a short haircut in the middle of winter.

Make fun all you want, but his bobblehead is going to be an instant collector’s item.

Can’t talk now. I’m off to the tattoo place.

That’s the Deadspin motto. Written in Latin over the office door.

But now who explains things to her?

Read the article about Mark Burnett in The New Yorker. That perception is his creation.

I’m straight up jealous of AOC’s constituents. I want a rep like her. Hell I deserve a rep like her.

And you will tolerate it when he snags your clothing as he kneads you with his front paws.

Handy alternate source (as if we needed one in addition to HamNo) on Not Being Ready: https://web.cn.edu/kwheeler/documents/Letter_Birmingham_Jail.pdf

Continue your Messi Gawking with this crazy training goal. I can’t fathom how hard that must be to do.

Upside: The goal decision gave us this -

Chelsea’s lack of youth development predates Mourinho (had been gone for months when Salah was sold). Other than Hazard, who was 21 when he signed on, can you think of a kid who club developed? I can’t.

True. Nothing says “you suck at player development” like watching a kid you dumped turn into a star elsewhere.

Salah and DeBruyne certainly weren’t developed by Chelsea. Hazard was about 21, I think, so you’re right about that. But beyond him, I can’t think of another, even going back years.

Depends if you agree with Luis’s analysis. This: “but he doesn’t have the ability to properly cover the flank, as his defensive fundamentals are poor, to be kind.” sounds like he needs development.