“...a 5 way race for 3rd and 4th with almost every club in that race apparently wanting nothing to do with finishing top 4.”

Sesso - I’m profoundly glad to hear about your success with the garlic press, but I think you may have meant to reply to someone else.

Shit, they had shorts once.

Slap some cuffs on the arresting officer for using “disorientated” in his report. Grammar Police > Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police.

She’s my Rep and she’s an unredeemable piece of shit.

Also: when you’re ready to re-stock, alphabetize the spices. It makes finding them so much faster and it’s easier if you’re cooking along with someone else.

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

I wish they’d been invited. Could you imagine?

Indeed.

I can’t believe Drew wasn’t available for the burger story. It’s tragic. 

Joining the new Gawker should be viewed as the media equivalent of crossing a picket line.

With the crazy reversed fork, too. Damn.

Dan Snyder will wear these. Probably by Thursday.

BBC: “Fuck, of course we’ll agree! Are you kidding me? Hey, you! Get me Legal!”

I want to know how long that shit sat their and how completely cold it was before anyone got fed.

“On Sunday, two of the nation’s greatest nemeses will be in Kansas City: the Patriots and the polar vortex.”

Wondering why someone gave him a short haircut in the middle of winter.

Cousin of “Sounds cool, oh wait it’s a podcast”. Clicks off.

Make fun all you want, but his bobblehead is going to be an instant collector’s item.