Can’t talk now. I’m off to the tattoo place.

Thank you. I came here to add “not in public, please”, to this otherwise good tip.

That’s the Deadspin motto. Written in Latin over the office door.

But now who explains things to her?

Read the article about Mark Burnett in The New Yorker. That perception is his creation.

I’m straight up jealous of AOC’s constituents. I want a rep like her. Hell I deserve a rep like her.

And you will tolerate it when he snags your clothing as he kneads you with his front paws.

Handy alternate source (as if we needed one in addition to HamNo) on Not Being Ready: https://web.cn.edu/kwheeler/documents/Letter_Birmingham_Jail.pdf

Continue your Messi Gawking with this crazy training goal. I can’t fathom how hard that must be to do.

Upside: The goal decision gave us this -

Chelsea’s lack of youth development predates Mourinho (had been gone for months when Salah was sold). Other than Hazard, who was 21 when he signed on, can you think of a kid who club developed? I can’t.

True. Nothing says “you suck at player development” like watching a kid you dumped turn into a star elsewhere.

Salah and DeBruyne certainly weren’t developed by Chelsea. Hazard was about 21, I think, so you’re right about that. But beyond him, I can’t think of another, even going back years.

Depends if you agree with Luis’s analysis. This: “but he doesn’t have the ability to properly cover the flank, as his defensive fundamentals are poor, to be kind.” sounds like he needs development.

“...but there are few clubs better positioned to let Pulisic succeed than Chelsea.”

This is all entirely correct.

And what does the trophy look like?

Their goal was beautiful. After that...

Her prognosis sounds very encouraging. And Katy Tur saw her on an airplane yesterday and tweeted that she (RBG) was working the whole time.

If it actually happened, pour one out for the poor sap who would have to explain the process to Trump.