“Shut up!”

My cat completely freaked out over this. Very entertaining.

Good question. The clubs that need him most, like Spurs and Arsenal, can’t/won’t pay.

I’d love that, but I don’t think he and Mourinho get along.

Good to see the NCAA catch a break, for once.

Samer - If that teenager ever beats you up, I’m guessing Aaron could take him. Or her.

They’re probably like the smallpox blankets the Army used to give the Indians.

Potential additional rules:

Doesn’t even need the caption any longer.

Wait. “Knighted by the Queen of England”? So, is he Sir Rudy of Queens now?

The Mets are the Arsenal of MLB.

As someone who lives in a place far from New England (Wyoming!) that is somehow packed with annoying Boston fans, I am indebted to your Eagles for sparing me from listening to them bray.

The Niners have a QB. A real one. (Sorry if you’re reading this, Mitch).

Depressing and true, all at once.

Bears fan here with some open questions for the DSpin commentariat:

The elusive Donut Venn!

I would be interested to see a Venn diagram of conservative things and idiot things.

Is this why Drew is off this month?

She also recently tweeted that the Washington cheerleaders who were asked to serve as escorts shouldn’t complain, since they dress that way for work. Seriously.

“Only the best people”.