Fuck these people. Just FUCK THEM.

Looks like she nicked it off Ben Mendelsohn’s character in Rogue One.

psssst...cornflour would probably be yellow. This is cornflower

If your cornflour is blue, you should probably throw it away.

Thing about pigs is, they like to have a piggy pal or they get bored and destructive. You also can’t overfeed them even once or they get all screechy (it rings the ears) and pushy. My friend has a pot-belly pig, Frankie, and that pig is a terror. Poor thing.

Did I say “feel sorry for the rapist”?

if thats just a sample of what you bring to the table, then i’m in.

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

Counterpoint: not having cable when you have kids is amazing. Because no commercials. With cable, my kids asked for super expensive dumb toys they saw on tv and rather than be happy with whatever vacation we were taking, questioned why we were not going to the resorts they saw advertised. Without cable, they asked me…

Seriously? Robert Sheehan? Is he a total dick IRL and can’t get real roles now?

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

Sugar and flour are the devil. Avoid refined whites. Kind of a good rule in general, actually.

I think Tiffany looks more like Trump than Marla. Though obviously she had the good fortune of either getting her mom’s hair genes or at least has a better stylist.

But she’s not his only daughter. He has another whom he completely ignores. I’d like ivanka to address that discrepancy.

He’s not a mini sumo wrestler.

It’s not actually understandable. If my kid raped someone I would not be on their side. I would be angry and devastated and sure I’d fucked up majorly.

Was Frederik the inspiration for the magical, Paul Rudd-voiced Jericho?

Tiffany has not had anywhere close to the amount of cosmetic surgery (if any) that Ivanka has, so that makes sense.