I find it amusing hearing about Acadians and Quebecois being assholes to each other though.

I don’t mind a kitten heel if I absolutely must wear heels, but I don’t want my feet to look like slices of pizza?

There were generations where western women were convinced that breastfeeding was disgusting or low class. My Grandmother fed her 12 a homemade concoction involving boiling cows milk and adding vitamins, while my good friend’s Grandmother fed her babies goat milk with nothing done to it, all the kids involved survived.…

Ok, so series 5 and 6 are the worst of all of them but relative to a lot of the other bullshit I watch, they’re fine. It’s just that they made the “Tony/Effie: everyone is in love with meee” equivalent character a repressed pansexual non-gender conforming victim of bullying in series 5, but then abruptly dropped the…

Its not even always an explicit murder threat. My ex boyfriend went fully AWOL from the military because I made the naive mistake of mentioning to him that I’d been followed home by a masturbator. All I needed was to vent to someone about my shitty neighborhood, and I would have been fine, It’s a thing that happens…

I’m starring you because you’re pointing out that it’s typically not deliberate, but I definitely still think whether they know it or not men do this.

Racism aside, because you covered that already, does anybody else find it super aggravating the way the men close to us need to internalize our assaults and make them all about themselves? How on earth could Liam Neeson murdering someone have helped his friend? It wouldn’t have, because it was about Liam Neeson not…

It’s ok to completely disregard my absurd opinions, I am an internet stranger/probable crazy person.

Staging for sale is forgivable, I know people who live like that all the time though. It's also fine, just unnerving to me specifically.

I get creeped out by houses that look like a rent-a-home catalogue. It feels to me like they’re inhabited by alien body snatchers who had to throw together a convincingly generic “human” abode in a rush so they could fool thier human neighbors, so they just went to one store and bought everything that matched. Bonus…

I see. So you were just making the rounds, being derisive to several different people in the comment section of a silly article about a sparkly turd shaped handbag. My apologies for misjudging you so.

It’s cool. I only comment sporadically, and usually in GT and not on the mainpage, so I’m not used to this volume of notifications on my dashboard, and I was getting weirdly defensive to someone I should have just ignored.

Nope, the first one was a longer multiple sentence reply, which has mysteriously disappeared and then the second one was the one you see now coming back to tell me I’m overthinking. It was definitely two separate replies by the same person. However last night when I tried to read my replies I kept getting a message…

I appreciate that your name is GuanoLad and you're talking to me about poop.

I mean specifically the poop emoji thing, which is definitely a fad. The market is saturated right now.

I mean, I made a joke about sexualized cartoon shit and then you replied to me not once, but twice, but sure, it’s me who’s overthinking this.

Not to be Helen Lovejoy about it, but are all of our kids going to grow up to have fecal fetishes because we encouraged this whole poop fad? We even gave anthromorphic turds big eyelashes and plump lips, just so kids would know that the turds were sexy female turds. 

Could you ask for a couple more squirts of Pinesol syrup next time?

Eh, “child running out into the street” is the one time I ever spanked one of my kids, and it didn’t impart shit.

They advertised in the back of Seventeen magazine, right next to the ad for Barbazon modelling school. You could sign up to get a Delia’s catalogue, and they sold slip dresses with athletic stripes, bellbottom pants, tshirts that wouldn’t cover your whole torso, messenger bags and all manner of beanie or bucket hat.…