Nobody responded beyond a few likes, so I actually don’t know if it was just my sister and I laughing uncomfortably behind our cousin’s back, or if it was everyone else too. I should say that my extended family are Catholics and reformed Catholics, so I think many of them do actually believe the Monty Python every…
My sister and I were private messaging each other like “Should one of us ask her to pls leave our Dad’s semen out of this...?"
There were generations where western women were convinced that breastfeeding was disgusting or low class. My Grandmother fed her 12 a homemade concoction involving boiling cows milk and adding vitamins, while my good friend’s Grandmother fed her babies goat milk with nothing done to it, all the kids involved survived.…
If my bedroom door was closed when I was falling asleep, then I was pretty sure there would be a Frankenstein on the other side of it, waiting, should I need to get up to pee. And also all blankets needed to be pulled up to the neck, because otherwise Edward Scissorhands would be able to slice me up.
CAN YOU NEATLY BOX UP ALL OF THE TRASH FOR HER?... seal it with packing tape and tell her you spotted some stuff she forgot, and thought you would be helpful
Ok, so series 5 and 6 are the worst of all of them but relative to a lot of the other bullshit I watch, they’re fine. It’s just that they made the “Tony/Effie: everyone is in love with meee” equivalent character a repressed pansexual non-gender conforming victim of bullying in series 5, but then abruptly dropped the…
My youngest has a name that consistantly makes doctors and dentists expect an elderly patient. He loves his name though and has no patience for me when I joke about changing it (Does anyone else troll thier children by suggesting legal name changes, or is that just me?)
Turkish Baklava (better than other iterations of baklava)
Some people are shocked that I poop in public bathrooms at all, but the butt wants what it wants...
I want to try the Sims so bad, but we’re strictly a Nintendo household, and my computer has no disc drive, so if Im not mistaken I am SOL, so please enjoy that one for me.
I watched this doc with headphones, but I couldn’t help shouting at my husband in disbelief throughout. I think we all are so conditioned that we need to be polite, that it’s common to keep quiet or make excuses when there are red flags, but these were not just red flags in this case. This man had already kidnapped…
I got bigfoot which makes sense, except... I low key believe in bigfoot and don’t think bigfoot is 100% folklore. When I was a kid I “saw” what my dad maintains were several bigfoots (from a moving vehicle, and silhouetted) but also carbon dating places gigantopithecus remains in very recent history, like in the…
I suppose for all I know Kim actually IS a Kenny G superfan
Kylie’s house looks like she actually curated a lot of the decor herself (not sure if that's at all the case), and it’s so refreshing.
YES! He’s cultivating a new variety of rose to name after Kim AS WE SPEAK! Let’s plant a blind item about it!
That makes more sense. I was imagining it to be like the floral arrangements I’ve been given, where after the flowers wilt you just own another weird vase.
It doesn't even look functional
I dont know if they still mostly live with Kris or not, but I guess theres a chance that there are other parts of their home that have a sofa, or a color.
Kate Morton! Her books alternate between a modern timeline and at least one historical timeline that are always mysteriously intertwined. It’s well written comfort food and I haven’t disliked any of her books.
I have only one memory of my mom hugging me as a child, and me being really confused and not knowing what to do because it was so out of character.