On the other hand, I feel like my perfect spouse wouldn’t demand that I fuck a goat quarterly. Previously, I had never thought to put “doesn’t expect me to fuck farm animals” on my imaginary requirements for fantasy husbands, an oversight I shall shortly rectify...

So another poster said we don’t really say “eh,” but it’s more.... “Thanks” and “eh” are not really compatible. “Eh” is seeking the other person’s approval for something you think is probably true or relevant, but that you don’t necessarily want to be completely responsible for in the conversation. If you’re thanking…

Beating your kid with a hockey stick while whipping a jump rope at her is not spanking.

A lot of women are - inexplicably, in my opinion - offended by “ma’am.” They think the person using it is calling them old, rather than giving a respectful, polite title to a stranger, as is only proper.

That seems uh... like something you’d want to test before sending the child to their home? I guess they can’t ask for a paternity test without some sort of charges pressed, though.

It was the marker joke, wasn’t it?

Lol mom, you're so helpful

No, mistakes don’t always define us but they do tend to follow us around.

“a more youthful look”

it involves free healthcare, a solid environmental policy, and winter boots that don’t leak.

Dafuq!!!!

As a white woman and a feminist I’m gonna go ahead and say yes, all white women. All white women, including feminists, have expressed racism or passively and knowingly accepted the benefits of racism at some point in their lives. We live in and benefit from a racist society, so yeah. All white women. If you don’t want…

i hope he steps on a lego

Habitual “reply all”-ers are the worst...

Because ‘Ew ew ew ew dead rat!’

All I could think was “Well... she’s right though.”

Dude I laughed at the Mindy joke.

One of the hottest things I’ve ever done in my life was dry-humping. My sexual partner at the time was on their period and didn’t want to have penetrative sex so we spooned and I dry humped them from behind, my hands rubbing all over their body, the whole time whispering in their ear about how I would fuck them,…