If you get in on the ground floor you can probably have a variety named in your honor. I have this concept for one that’s stuffed with marinated skirt steak. Send me your money and we could be calling those xofspringtime tortill-wiches.

If I ever get pregnant, I am getting an abortion. This is already a pre-determined fact, and it’s one I inform all my partners of so they’re forewarned. That would be my version of sinking or swimming.

It’s cool that it turned out like that for you guys though, I’m happy for you. :)

When GTA lobbies are full of racist assholes I start talking about what I read here. When I mentioned that billy Zane left OD and Theon Greyjoy still remained I started a huge shitstorm.

And open faced sandwiches.

I feel sad for Eva Gabrielsson. She has the notes to the 4th (and 5th) novels. I'd love to see those fleshed out, but I do repect her wishes not to sell them.

So I was living in Israel for a few years (I'm American) and fell in love with a soldier. He had an administrative job in the army so he came home every day. After about a year, he said he felt really guilty about "not doing his part" for the army. That he had a sudden urge to fight for his country and had volunteered…

100% of kids who get vaccinated are not as cool as those who were not.

I don't understand not runny egg love. What is the point if you can't dip your toast in it? If eggs were only available hard cooked, I don't think I'd eat eggs.

I remember quite clearly the last time I was spanked. I had a little friend up the street with a hellion of a younger brother, who decided, for no reason whatsoever, to write my name all over his sister's walls. Naturally, his mother couldn't believe her precious angel would do something like that, so she decided I…

Congrats, you're an abusive parent. Showing your kid not to be violent by being violent? Excellent strategy. That poor baby boy, why do you think he hits, when you show him that hitting is appropriate? And shaking? How old is he? I've seen one too many kids with fucked up vision from being shaken. But I don't think…

If you spent more than a nanosecond here you'd know that using the term female in any other circumstance than a scientific one removes agency and drips misogyny.

I find the use of "Females" gives you an idea of who this person is though.... Really anyone who calls women females, or Our Females.

women. not females.

Pfff, like that's not a good thing.

"So, what do you think we should name him?"

Mason was the kid who pooped his pants regularly in my 4th grade class. We had to play a math game that involved switching seats, and it was like a curse to have to sit in Mason's chair. So to me, Mason is the name of a pants-pooper forevermore.

They've clearly taken some artistic license with the tone and lighting and color tinting in all of these. That doesn't bother me at all. But after everyone on earth has already seen this ...

That's not crushed velvet, just regular ol velvet. See how it's not crushed?

A lot of the "Nice Guys" end up becoming feminists. In fact plenty of the "Nice Guys" I know are feminists, they're just complete introverts so they don't say it much. Most of them claim to be nice guys because they've been told they're ugly, fat, awkward, geeky, etc.

Pretty much any guy whose not traditionally…

I'm guessing you're not a popper (what they're doing is popping, with some waves, robot and dimestops thrown in, I didn't see any locking). Popping was created in the hoods of LA, Sacramento, Fresno, Stockton and San Jose in the late 70s. While most of the OGs of popping are black and Latino, there are also notable…