If your last name is Metheny, I don't see how you could NOT name your child Crystal. Boy or girl.

I don't think all cops are bad...I think the culture within police departments is unhealthy, and that there are a lot of bad cops. But I dont think all cops are bad. But heres what I dont get:

I dont understand the defensiveness from cops about all this shit lately. I really dont.

What drawbacks?

In Thailand? Pretty fucking difficult, actually.

UGHHHH one of my son's footie PJs when he was a wee tiny baby who wore only footie PJs 24/7 (don't judge) said "Brave like Daddy!" on it and I wanted to set it on fire (didn't because I needed the clothes, but I never dressed him in that if I was taking him out anywhere). Brave like Daddy, huh? Because last I looked,…

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omg I can SO see this being chock full of love letters and nudie pics (obvs with a label-maker sign saying "PROPERTY OF JOHN. STAY OUT. THAT MEANS YOU CALEB")

John Mayer has a bang box that he brings out when with friends? How would that even be convenient? Does it have a handle? IS IT A CABOODLES?

Nice try from the guy who defends adult male access to teen pussy. On a pro-feminist website! Time well spent.

You're more likely to pass on HIV and HPV, among other STIs, if you practice unsafe sex, dingus.

Now, it's been more than five years since I last was pregnant, but my understanding of the risks around caffeine during pregnancy had nothing to do with birth defects anyway. I thought that, if you consumed a lot of caffeine, there was a slightly heightened risk of miscarriage in the first trimester - that's it. I…

As a currently breastfeeding mama (pumping in my office as we speak) I think this campaign would be awesome if it showed a dad bringing his lady a giant bottle of water and a sandwich while she's nursing. Or getting up in the middle of the night to change a baby and bring him/her into mama. Or keeping the toddler…

Yep. The most pro-breastfeeding thing my husband ever did was to regularly fetch me my 3am ice water and granola bar while I sorted out the wee milk vampire.

Yeah, this doesn't seem all that helpful. It would be better to show dads how they can be supportive. I don't have a baby, so this is just based on observation, but it seems like that might consist of picking up more than 50% of some other baby-related chores so their partner can have a minute or two of peace during…

I was spanked as a child and I turned out just fine. Fine enough to realize that spanking is bullshit and not an option for my two children.

I now envision making my Christmas tree next year with only ornaments of Mariah Carey.

His eyes look absolutely alien in that photo. I may not sleep tonight.

Me too!

Normally hygiene is like the #1 thing for me, but the dirtier and more gross Jaime got the hotter he got.

When I was in school it was 'if you use a tampon, you're not a virgin any more.'