Are they? I thought they might be those Flipper things they use on Toddlers and Tiaras. Mine look like the teeth from Little Archie comics

All of those identical sets of chompers... Yikes! I'll have to call my mother and thank her for not having braces put on my janky teeth, because that just gave me the willies.

Most of my experience was a while ago, and I think the idea that "if you trim the bush, the tree looks taller" has become more mainstream now than it was then, but the vast majority of men I was with didn't trim, but were still clean and not stank. None of the semen i've ever had in my mouth tasted like anything other…

Technically my front doorstep, but it was the dismembered body of a small rodent and several fetuses. I have photos.

Cassie's had her hot undercut since 2009, so since before Skrillex was a thing. I'm pretty sure she started that trend. If I were 10 years younger half my head would be shaved right now.

I guess the "roomate confrontation with dick hanging out" incident last season wasn't alcohol induced?

I like the one with the fax number. It's a nice juxtaposition. It says "I'm hip to the tunes all the whippersnappers are listening to, but I'm mature enough to still use obsolete business technology..."

Oh fine, Lady Buddy Cop movie, star Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. Whatever. I've only been rooting for a Lindsay Lohan/Hillary Duff comeback vehicle Lady Buddy Cop movie for years now. Sure though. Star actresses people actually like. See if I care.

Is it just me who'd be creeped out if some teenaged boy was gawking at my vagina as I gave birth? I mean, there was an intern assisting my labor who literally needed to be told which end of the implement to break my water with, and I was mostly fine with him, but I think I'd have to put my foot down and say "No, Dr.…

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I was not aware that Desparate Housewives was still on the air. Or that Ashanti was still famous. You learn something new everyday. And then forget it.

Are we sure only 4 women were invited to star, is it not plausible that only 4 women agreed to star? The names I recognise here are kind of dancing with the stars/ sub-dancing with the stars level celebs, and It doesnt sound like this show would be a wise career move.

I'm not sure if this is sound science. There are different contributing factors to body shape, and even little kids carry weight in a variety of ways.

i was defriended for telling my pagan shaman friend that Micheal Jacksons death was not Karma, and that he clearly did not understand how Karma works.

I'm considering submitting a photo.

Theres no possible way for this show not to be an improvement on the latest generation of Carebears (also cgi), IE: Poorly animated, poorly/annoyingly voice acted, etc. AND theres every chance the idea is to do to the Carebears what Lauren Faust did to My Little Pony, which would be a good thing.

styptic pencils are great for if you accidentally pick a zit, too. Mine saved my life a few times in highschool (that and visine, for inflamed red pimples)

All maritimers talk really fast compared to everyone west of Quebec, but we have lots of specific accents. The thickest accents are usually island accents, like Cape Breton, for instance. When I worked at a contact centre, Americans would often tell me I sound like I'm from New York state except when I say the word…

This is where I live, but to me Freddy is the big city. I just moved back here last year, from rural Charlotte County, and I missed it so much. It feels more like home here than it does in my actual home town.

My cousin is an unlicensed mechanic, and he did some work on my husband's car and says I only owe him $20. He removed my solonoid or ignition or something, soldered a new wire that had corroded and put it back, and he says he charges $10/h, but I live around a half hour drive out of his way and he had to drive here…