My friend Will and I were recently excited to discover a mutual appreciation for Game of Thrones, here is our best GoT exchange yet :

I don't know what I'd do in the event of a miscarriage, regarding facebook. I've only ever had chemical pregnancies, and one successful pregnancy, and my 2 chemical pregnancies were before facebook (I am so old). With my other pregnancy, I guess I didn't do an official announcement. when I was in my second trimester I…

Or maybe she'll have a daughter who looks like Brian Austen Green, or like a grandparent, or like an ancestor, or a combination. I look like a slightly less hairy version of my dad, and my husband has his mothers red hair, freckles, and perfect nose and his dad's build and eyes. Our daughter is only 2 3/4 so theres no…

Oh how I want Lourdes'/Marceline the Vampire Queen's hairdo... unfourtunately I'm a tired old mom, and so i can't pull it off. Also if the look isn't already on the way to being passe (which I suspect it is) nothing will make it passe faster than being embraced by tired old moms.

Yes! they shat all over everything in the barn at my last house. They also shat directly into their food source (compost heap).

Is there any way Jez can edit the item about my celebrity dream dad, Tom Hanks so that it doesn't make it sound like he was the one in blackface? The linked article indicates that he was emcee-ing a fundraiser in regular dress, and another parent took to the stage in said blackface and some sort of "tribal" costume.…

Speaking as someone who was beaten at school, I have another angle for you. The result of my beating, for being the last kid to get thier math workbook out, is that the other kids had more shit to bully me about. It was like the teacher had said it was ok, since she'd done it herself. She'd pronounced me "a bad kid"…

I'm pretty sure my mom has been getting high before she goes on facebook. She keeps sharing peoples sappy awful wall posts "Grandmas are Mommies with frosting!" "Aunties blah blah freaking blah" and liking mushy statuses. She's a menace.

If you decide to go with monistat or other vaginal tablets, you might find the insertion easier if you have a strong light and a hand held mirror. Basically you lie down on your bed with your head propped up, and you should be able to use the light and mirror to see what you're doing (this is the only way I could use…

The barbie doesn't bother me. When I was a kid, my barbies had survivalist adventures anyway. (I assume only extremely stupid children don't occasionally make thier barbies survive a plane crash in the remote tundra, for instance. This barbie just happens to be dressed for it.)

I don't pay much attention, because i'm usually cringing in anticipation, so I'm not sure what implement is used, but the doctor is scraping cells from my cervix. They lube up the speculum, so that part is fine, and the scraping feels like particularly bad menstrual cramping, centralized, and only for half a minute or…

I was neutral on JLH until I started reading quotes by her about vajazzleing and seeing photos of her dressed up as Audrey Hepburn, eating breakfast, at goddamned Tiffanys. It's like she's an alien trying to disguise itself as a woman, based on stereotypes.

My nephew's mom told me that her sister used to have a baby bottle that was Pepsi branded, that she used to feed her babies actual Pepsi from. These are the kind of people who consider Cola a grocery staple. Nephew's mom's family told her she was being "cruel" because she didn't let him have sweets until his first…

Some of this is genetics and poverty. If your parents are too poor, they aren't going to take you for cleanings and check ups. I was taken when I was 12 and when I was 17 because since I could chew my food, it wasn't as big of a priority as there being food in the first place. On the other hand, I inherited my fathers…

Princess Lou is a nickname I gave my daughter which she then projected onto the dino, but the toy came from The Dollarama from a big bin of pastel colored dinos. She's also got Mummy, Daddy, Nonny, Peepee, Wendy, Peterpan and John dinos, but Princess Lou is her favorite.

She's in the Disney Princess magazine my Mother in law bought for my daughter (2.5).

I wasn't exposed to real rap until I started dating my husband. Whatever the hell a salad day is, I had mine in the early 00's, so the music my friends and I were grinding on randoms to was light HipHop like Nelly (featuring Kelly!). Anyway, when I hooked up with my husband and started listening to his music…

I have a girl (2.5), and If I got a choice I'd want a second girl, rather than a boy. I love my nephews, so it's hard to explain my preference for girls, but I think it boils down to a few things:

I'm in Canada, and you're probably not, but I shop the Joe Fresh ( [www.joefresh.com] ) section at the Superstore almost exclusively. I have a toddler daughter, a toddler nephew and an infant nephew who I buy things for. Theres a whole lot of nautical prints and classic shapes this spring, which are a lot like what…

"I know it's his baby, because the got the same small penis!"