STD concerns aside, I'm fairly certain that someone with a low sperm count can technically still get someone pregnant, it's just less likely. We've all heard of couples being told they were infertile and then miraculously becoming pregnant without treatment. Well, it would suck to miraculously get someone pregnant if…

I feel like theres going to be an upswing in dudes on Maury claiming not to be the father because the drugstore test said they have a low sperm count. "It's Impossible!" they'll say, like so many one testicled paternity deniers before them.

Surely the Jonas Brothers arent famous anymore? I guess I genuinely don't know, but this is the first I've read of any of them in a long time, and I'd assumed they'd faded to obscurity like the Hansen brothers (or Aaron Carter) before them.

Things like this make me so glad I'm married to someone who couldn't give two shits about my pubic hair or lack thereof, because theres no way to win this. Full bush is itchy and traps odor, shaved/waxed bush is prone to nasty ingrowns, and elaborate hair configurations not only combine these problems, but make my…

The original poster never said she's going to be a bad mom, she said IF she had to give up exercise she cant imagine being a good mom, because not exercising makes her a not very nice person. She said she can't imagine playing with a baby 24/7, and that's totally ok too, and unless she's becoming a stay at home mom,…

I do not think that Katie J.M. Baker understands what a suction cup is. A suction cup is not a receptical, Katie J.M. Baker! A suction cup is a dome shaped peice of rubber or plastic that when pressed against a smooth surface causes a highly scientific suction force allowing it to stick. Suction cups work better upon…

I've had the sneeze-pees since I was a teenager, and the frequency increased when I was pregnant 3 years ago, so it really is just a pelvic floor issue. It happens sometimes if I laugh or cough too hard, and every time i vomit. I've also never to my knowledge had a yeast infection, which I figure i'd notice, but which…

Bodies are weird. I've never had a UTI, despite having been sexually active for 10 years, but my roomate freshman year told me she frequently got them from getting her feet cold. I do piss my pants a lot though, but I'm not going to lie to you, that's my fault for never doing kegels and sneezing so often.

Presumably your wife doesn't wake up and say "WTF! I would never have consented to sex with THAT guy, if I hadn't been hammered!" so in that context it's not rape, because your wife doesn't view it as rape, and presumably theres some understanding, prior to the drinking, that sex may occur. This means you and your…

On a simplistic level, yes, this is true, however there are other factors like lifespan of "female" sperm vs "male" sperm and how the timing of ovulation correlates with the introduction of the sperm. My understanding is that the ovum can also reject certain sperm. So nobody's really "to blame" as it's all so complex…

So now the only question is whether Netflix will air Arrested Development in Canada. When we tried Netflix a year or so ago, it really wasn't that great, and it seems like maybe it's better in the states? Anyway my husband and I agree it'd be worth a few months subscription for AD alone.

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You know what though? If you were in the middle of giving birth, you wouldn't even differentiate between THAT tearing and all of the stretching and tearing that usually accompanies childbirth.

If you're rich enough that it doesn't matter how you do once you're there, why would you not go to college? You could just party your face off, and only take afternoon classes, and it wouldn't matter if you never got enough credits to graduate, because you wouldn't have a giant student loan to pay off. In conclusion:…

My 2.5 year old daughter does this. She also fetches me tampons and toilet paper from across the bathroom. I've been explaining what tampons are and how they're used since she was very small. when she hands me a tampon she says "that's for blood". I've been doing this because my siblings and I destroyed alot of my…

Ha! then you've already heard all of my advice!

Facebook campain : link to the original post (select no thumbnail, because pictures of mutilated animals is a good way to get unfriended) Add your own caption to the effect of "liberals glitterbomb and republicans... mutilate cats?!!"

He's saying that while he doesn't doubt that the person or persons resposible for killing the cat would threaten his family, that he's willing to defend his wife and children with his firearm, if need be. He's not threatening to shoot the person who brutally killed and desecrated his cat, he's giving fair warning that…

My laziness stemmed from not being excited about the specifics that I was supposed to get done. Weddings are mostly boring and lame. I suggest a process:

I can remember when I was 10 or so, shocking my parents by saying "But, I'M not a virgin though..." It was because the only context I'd ever heard it in was "the Virgin Mary", so I thought it was a religious thing (which I guess is right) and since I was raised without a religion, I figured I couldn't be one. I must…