I was telling my husband's Aunt about the time recently when my 2.5 year old was pointing out body parts "Thats your chest, thats my chest, thats your boobs, thats my boobs..." "You don't have boobs..." "I have NIPPLES!" And I was surprised to find out that "Nipple" is a swear word to some people.

I finally had mine out at 20, and my ex boyfriend had his out at 23. He asked for it on my advice, but they nicked something, and he hemorraged twice. He lived, but I guess thats why they don't do tonsillectomies so often anymore.

Joey Lawrence. Dressed as Aladdin. On the cover of Disney Adventures.

I feel what you're saying, because to my mom 130 pounds on a 5'7 frame is fat enough for her to complain non stop about her weight, and all through highschool when I was just barely overweight she called me fat uring every argument, and stupid for comfort eating.

She reads Jezebel. I actually think she based her line of reasoning on a stat reported here a couple years ago that showed that "with perfect use" the pull out method is only a few percentage points less effective than condoms.

My sister is a grown up, otherwise intelligent adult, who genuinely believes it's impossible to get pregnant using the pull out method. Which is how my daughter was conceived. Cue trombone. When, as a cautionary tale, I informed her of this, she told me that "Something else MUST have happened!" and basically she…

Seconded, I fell down icy concrete steps when I was pregnant. I twisted my ankle bad, but no problems with baby. Impact needs to be hard enough to send Mom to the hospital before it comes close to hurting baby.

Maybe Jet Li circa that romeo and juliet based movie he did with Aaliah?

Awesome. totally worked!

So, off topic, but theres this big white block graphic with the words "Celebrity, sex, fashion for women" in the middle in relatively small print that is covering up part of the text in this (half of lines 9 through 12 and then the top of half of line 13), and any other longer articles. It drives me nuts. Am I just…

So we watch SNL on sundays, and usually we just skip through musical performers we don't care for (most of them, because for 28/29 year olds we're really fucking old) but since we hadn't heard of Lana Del Ray, we decided to give her a chance. A couple of lines in, my husband was done with this horseshit, but he looked…

I'm pretty sure his writers have lifted jokes from Cracked.com too, at least according to one of the contributors to this extensive forum thread about reporting plagarism : [www.cracked.com]

I hate being late, and under normal circumstances, when I was working, I showed up 15 minutes to a full hour early depending on how I was commuting, however, snow cannot always be planned around.

That's fine, but the question posed by the artical is do we still need books. My point is that yes, we still need actual physical books, because :

My husband keeps trying to convince me that I want a Kindle or what-have you. Besides actual books being free at the library, and us not having a disposable income to spend on unnessecary tech products, my excuse for not wanting a Kindle has been that I don't understand how the screen could possibly not hurt my…

I think she just likes the "middle aged soccer mom" esthetic. In the scenes in Leah and Corey's trailer, they have it decorated like retirees live there. Big tin stars on the wall and such. I can't remember specifically if they have big block letters spelling out "Live, Laugh, Love" on thier walls, but it would not…

An old highschool friend of mine recently learned the hard way why, if you were picked on in school, an are sensitive, it's a terrible idea to become a teacher: A boy in the elementary school class she was subbing "conducted a poll" of his classmates that consisted of "Do you hate Mrs…

My irrational hatred for the color blue is creeping back up un me. It's an ok color, I try to tell myself. Perfectly servicable. Some shades are even pretty. But no. I can't. Blue is standard. Blue is bland. It doesn't deserve to have a human being named after it, any more than it deserves to be 95 % first graders…

Creepily enough, I kind of wish I could arrange a betrothal between that giant baby and my own giant baby. He's even a ginger! Imagine! In 35-40 years I'd be enjoying enormous ginger grandbabies!

In my experience, and my experience is limited to smaller weight loss, like 20-30 pounds, once you get into exersise and healthier diet, and start to feel better, it becomes easier to stick with.