I would very much likea law to be passed that entertainment shows/websites not be allowed to report content that cannot reasonably be accompanied by The Sabre Dance.

Could be worse, my Dad found out as an adult that my grandparents had been lying to him about what his middle name was his whole life.

The two teen mon storylines that consistantly make my cry are Janelle and those hillbillies who need closed captioning during all of thier dialogue.

My husband's old roomate/ best friend had a pet squirrel. This was before I was in the picture, but I guess the little guy would ride around on his shoulder, (occasionally startling convenience store clerks) and run to greet him when he came in the yard. This was an injured squirrel who'd been rehabbed by our friend,…

Completely off topic, and I feel that I should be ashamed for not already knowing this, but how does one pronounce the name Heloise? My brain keeps reading it as "Hey-Louise", and surely that can't be right?

People here use those trikes in lieu of strollers. My father in law got us one and it is essentially the bane of my warm weather existance. My kid likes to drag her feet on hers (and in her stroller, she's taller than she is mature) thus twisting her ankles and a couple times getting dragged off. She also bolts off of…

I'm thinking probably a lot of people arent doing research before attempting the act. What I mean is, if you don't have a rough idea of how to take a dick in your ass, it probably won't come naturally, and if you try to force a dick in there, and your sphincter isn't open, even if it's not huge, it's going to hurt.

I usually just unsubscribe people with offensive statuses (one of my highschool pals is now vehemently antichoice), but i've unfriended aquaintances for being boring, and I unfriended my Aunt for trying to pick an old lady fight with my Mom on my wall.

I learned working for Budget Rental Car reservations that jerkers don't creep me out, so I could totally handle this job, however, my voice has been described as sounding like Drew Barrymore, which is not a sexy voice, so much as an annoying voice. And my east coast Canadian accent is getting thicker and thicker, so…

Theres also that our pelvis bones changed shape when our ancestors became bipedal, stopping our ability to gestate our fetuses for an entire 12 months. Probably why human babies are so useless before 3 months, as compared to newborns of other species with long gestations (like baby elephants, for instance), and…

It could mean a couple things, and I'd need to see the raw data to tell you for sure, but its either:

I recall reading "temper tantrum = spoilt brat" sentiment from other contributers too lately. (not Suri Cruise specific) I think it's one of those deals where those of us with common sense know that literally all children throw public temper tantrums, but we just need to accept that we're going to get the stink eye in…

Blomkvist doesn't represent the type of person who's abused Salander in any way. She's been abused by authority figures, opportunistically, as part of a conspiracy. Blomkvist pretty transluscently represents Stieg Larrson, the books' author, who was a journalist matching Blomkvist's physical description, and who wrote…

I'm pretty sure Drew Barrymore would be cool with it. She doesn't seem to take herself too seriously, and she and Kristen Wiig worked together in Whip It, so it stands to reason that they might be friends.

When you say that you like a crew necked, long sleeved bubblegum colored dress, belted high, but not worn with a supportive bra, thus creating the appearance of belly-button adjacent titties, It very much makes me question your critical skills.

If you "miscarry" too early, but after you have a positive result on a pregnancy test, it's known as a "chemical pregnancy". Isn't that the most messed up, dismissive terminology you can think of? The phrasing makes it sound like our crazy lady bodies were just sending us the wrong message (this pretty much never…

I think it might be because a while ago, those of us with kids started getting annoyed that ALL of the writers here were writing from a childless perspective. I don`t actually like Tracy Moore`s writing, but then again I don`t actively seek out `mommyblogs` to read. I basically want one stop shopping, with a multitude…

I don't know, I'm getting pretty tired of this "Quick, the episodes almost over...P.S. ... INCEST! Roll end credits." writing style SVU has been using this season. Also the insufferable new cops standing around being combative about having to do thier goddamned jobs (the Natasha Lyonne episode) might be realistic, but…

Yes. If the head of a penis cant fit entirely in my mouth, I do not want it in my vagina. Lesson learned the hard way.

Having been attacked by a rottweiler, who wanted to eat the 2 small dogs i was walking (nowhere near his yard), just as the school bus dropped off a bunch of kids in front of the scene, fuck yes I'd have loved to pepper spray that dick rottweiler or bludgeon him if a big enough stick had been within reach. His…