palmolive is the best. wanna fight about it? fisticuffs at midnight!

My daughter is at my parents for the night, so I've been crafting. I had some bananna boxes, and I've constructed some Boxy Brown inspired toy boxes. Loosely inspired by Boxy.

I broke up with The Simpsons 10 years ago. I've tried to watch with my husband, because he still watches it, but every time, it's one laugh per episode, if i'm lucky. If I'm unlucky it's a Lisa-heavy episode, which there is no possible way I can abide. I won't do it.

It annoys me too. Thats why I only do pics of myself or of myself with my daughter and never just her alone as my profile pic. I think why parents use a pic of thier kid is 1:They want to convey that thier kid IS thier identity now and/or 2: they aren't happy with thier appearance or haven't had a flattering photo…

I don't think they meant Trans-women. I think "Tranny" specifically refers to "transvestite" which is totally different from "transexual" since transvestites only dress as (sometimes exaggerated versions of) the opposite sex and do not wish to change the gender they were born with, whereas transexuals actually live…

To me that question isn't clear. I beleive that there was a guy called Jesus Christ (or Jesua or something), but not that he was or wasn't our lord and savior (i'm Agnotic to an annoying degree). So since I totally do believe Jesus Christ existed, do I then believe in Jesus Christ? Jesus is a prophet in the Muslim…

The only bears I'm afraid of are Grolar bears. All other bears are adorable scamps. Adorable scamps who occasionally maul people.

My husband has a full beard because he thinks it makes him look thinner. It does look nice, but I kind of like him to be clean shaven once in a while (it's like getting to have sex with a whole new husband!). Usually the only thing I care about is that his moustache doesn't get long enough that he can chew on it.…

If there were coyotes in the neighborhood, and if they were outdoor/barn cats then I can see "losing" 30 cats within ones childhood. Thats about how many cats went missing in my old neighborhood last fall, when the coyotes moved in. Plus cats like to get up into wheelwells and sleep, so they can be easy to run over.

The Albertans I know are a simple people. A little behind on gender equity. They are known to refuse service from male waitstaff at restaurants, for instance (because all waiters are gay, and being served by a gay might turn YOU gay.... I'd surmise)

That sounded to me like someone was trying to f with Bachmann, and see if they could make her say something stupid.

I guess nobody liked this but me. Which is weird, because I usually don't care for *this* Tracy.

I was going to mention "Marie". Suffice it to say, I am really good at guessing peoples middle names. It is a skill that reaps no rewards.

All the Jessica Simpson blurb did was make me think "Wow, Moms in the 80's were almost as zealously committed to using "Anne" as a middle name as Moms today are committed to using "Grace".

my daughter smelled basically like you'd assume someone who was recently squeezed out of a bloody vagina to smell, but my nephew had a sweet flowery smell from birth up until his first bath, just naturally. So, some newborns smell nicer than others. Incidentally, my parents have a cat who naturally smells just like…

She' s naked dancing now. I'd have 3 more if I could guarantee that they'd all be as awesome as her. I am a little worried about getting peed on though.

I haven't been on the pill in over a year. It gave me 2 week long periods with only one week in between, so I decided I'd rather just go back to pull and pray.

Well, my period is 2-3 weeks late and my boobs feel weird, yet so far I've had 2 negative pregnancy tests. Wondering WTF my body thinks it's doing.

At the time when the episodes leading up to this one were being filmed, Amber had not yet been legally prevented from seeing Leah. I haven't seen this episode yet, because I watch on mtv.ca when I get around to it, so maybe Amber is ordered no contact in this episode, but if not, then her not seeing Leah during…

4 blades sounds terrifying. I say this as someone who begrudgingly bought a triple blade because the grocery store by my house doesn't carry schick slim-twin. The result is that now I cut my labia every single time, sometimes bad enough to merit band-aids. I'm assuming adding ever more blades to something I'm going to…