This is how I feel about your suggestion of adoption :

I have IBS too. I will shit anywhere with a toilet. I carry a wad of napkins in a pouch in my purse always. If it's messy, I've raided my daughter's diaper bag for baby wipes (bathroom stalls aren't well designed for messy shits) I have banged on my bathroom door screaming at my husband to wash his hands in the…

You know what? I'd probably be sorely tempted to hit Gary if I were Amber. He's a lazy, immature, needy turd, I'm pretty sure he was an adult when he impregnated a teenager and I think his behaviour qualifies as emotionally abusive (a lot of the times he's threatened to "take Leah away" it was for incidents where…

Why? All kids need a doll. Roleplaying with dolls teaches empathy, and gives a safe outlet to vent frustrations and is really really good for kids.

Peoples faith can change over time. When I started dating my husband, he identified as United, which is the church he grew up in, but whithin a year he was saying he's agnostic, and now he's a full blown atheist. So anyway, your fellow has already backed out of the church, which stands to reason that he possibly…

Could she emigrate, like Karla Homolka? With a name change, moving to a new country would be a brand new start.

Don't forget that "averages" themselves can be misleading, and could be skewed by either the specific group polled, or simply by there being a fair few women with high enough cup/band sizes that it changes the "average". If you're trying to honestly represent the breast size of the majority of women have, then the…

I get the Olivia from House confused with the Olivia from "being awful".

I get that I'm supposed to think this lady is a cunt, and that everything she says is worthless and petty, but what I don't get is how she's the "wrongest royal wedding correspondant", how her prediction specifically was the "biggest whopper", or how publishing her e-mail for your readers to mock makes you any less…

I know this makes me a shitty person, but when someone threatens to commit suicide, my first reaction is "ok, good, whatever, I'll just get out of your way so you can get on with it..."

@lollilove: Some doctors will flat out refuse to perform a "vbac" (vaginal birth after caesarian) due to potential complications at the time of birth, but also, I beleive some doctors may perform caesarian sections on demand. I think I heard it's a trend for some wealthier mothers to opt for a c-section and schedule a…

@southernbelle: Mine can't open the front door, but I found out the hard way that she totally knows how to open the door of a bathroom stall. While I'm mid-pee.

I guess I just don't care if you think I'm annoying for having a ridiculously low cost, weird wedding. I can't fathom how some people manage to blow so much money on the exact same wedding everyone else had. So we're even, I guess.

Dear Coco...I love you, but do you not have nipples? I ask because, I have low set nipples (mine look at your belt buckle instead of staring you square in the eye) but still, if I wore that blue dress you'd at the very least see areola.

How the heck is a dude you don't know supposed to know that you even have a ritual? How is he supposed to sort you out from the women who just don't wear make-up?

Harry Potter is the comfort food of books for me. When I read any part set at the Weasleys' house I feel like I'm home.

Me = Apparently the only person in North America who thinks chocolate milk is revolting. Also: Wendy's Frosties taste like a tin can.

@yeahisaidit: I borrowed my nephews umbrella stroller, and that thing is horrible. the handles were so low I had to alternate between pushing it hunchbacked and pushing it with my shoulders dropped like a gorilla and my arms fully extended. They might be perfect though if both parents are really short though.

@ScoopyChip: If it makes you feel any better, I've had sex with a fair few d-bags. And I have one large inner labia. And it is hideous. And nobody has ever mentioned it or put the brakes on sex because of it. The only sex partners who I think even noticed, only noticed after I pointed it out.

@Phyllis Nefler: In our fantasies, we parents beleive that "teacher does a great job, and kids learning" is less news worthy, and more "part of the job description of a teacher".