carrie_pow001
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carrie_pow001

@kung fu lola: I think it's akward when strangers think I've been insulted by them mistaking my girl for a boy. (I am not. I knew what I dressed her in.)

There's seems to be alot of people upset that Jezebel is publishing so many stories about teachers being dicks. They aren't upset about dickish teachers giving other teachers a bad name though.

So, um, I feel like Tracie sure is posting a lot of pregnancy and baby related stuff as of late... Subway ettiquette toward pregnant women, death by cunnilingus (which she noted is printed in most pregnancy books) and this post... and I feel like a nosy asshole because it's making me wonder if theres perhaps a reason.

@desertbloom: It might be the only thing helping her with nausea. I could see someone who couldn't hold food down saying "I don't know what pot will do to my baby, but I sure as hell know what not being able to eat anything will do..." and opting to smoke weed during pregnancy for that reason.

I'm the only person in the whole world who thinks Glee might be an ok show if it weren't for all of those musical numbers, aren't I ?

Unfourtunately, Chris Brown, the "stuff that happened 2 years ago" is all you're really famous for. What else to you want people to talk about?

It took me a second to realize that by "onesie" you meant "jumpsuit". I was looking for shirts with crotch snaps.

@Badger_Crowley: that analogy would be accurate only if you're imagining that all the man is willing to do is go down on the woman and nothing else. Which, no, isn't going to work for all/most women, but a man who refuses point blank to go down on me clearly neither cares about my enjoyment nor particularly likes

Me and Gaga. We are now united by losing our virginities at 17 in terrible encounters.

I don't "get" Anne Hathaway. Has she ever headlined a movie that wasn't awful?

Oscar is the name of my as of yet unconceived son, and it's a damn fine name. But yes, it would be stupid for Natale Portman to name her child after a comparatively meaningless award.

@duttypink: you've probably tried this, but just in case, keeping saltines and a bottle of water on your nightstand so you can eat something before you even get out of bed works for some people, and then try not to wait too long between eating through the day.

Aaand... cue jokes about wrinkly vaginas, by people who ignored the "vaginismus" explaination.

@lorem oopsum:Throughout my pregnancy I was so dry, it felt like he was wearing a sand paper condom, and KY did nothing to help.

@Dorisaurus: I think it's because it makes us Moms who do want to know feel guilty for caring.

I want to add: Some women don't get the increased libido that the meda claims pregnant women have. It's just as normal to have a decreased sex drive.

I don't want to click play, because Sarah Mclaughlin annoys me, but I assume thats the song "Angel"?

@youvegotredonyou: Honestly, I think I'd make a point of having louder sex from now on, but I'm a dick, and MY psycho-posessive-ex-roomie and I no longer even aknowledge each others existance in public. If it matters to you to appease your roomate, you could present her with a cd of white noise and some earplugs, but

@dirtybee: Is it just irritated, or are there little blisters or erroded skin?