I don't watch The Simpsons anymore, because at best, it gives me one good smirk per episode (As opposed to Conzie-era layers of humor resulting in laughing consistantly, see: monorail) but I struggled with a debate over whether it was worth suffering a Lisa-heavy episode because the Flight of the Conchords were on ...…

Our dear friend, and former roomate had a pet squirrel, before I knew him, but while my husband lived with him.

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: It's here : [www.townofstandrews.ca] Think of Maine, but with less fishermen and more pretention.

I have a fashion question:

@illustrator...er: If you're overweight, you wouldn't nessecarily show, and some women don't gain weight, or even lose weight weight while pregnant. Some women don't get morning sickness, or only breifly enough to mistake it for flu. The kicking feels alot like indigestion at first as well.

@shadoobie: Couldn't "damaged goods" mean "more likely to have experienced abuse that I am not emotionally/mentally equipped to deal with the aftermath of" rather than "a different color skin than I have".

You know on Little Britain, the skit with the "Ladies" and they're always doing things they think ladies do... like drinking tea and shopping for wedding dresses... I'm pretty sure Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks "Ladies" are supposed to be obsessed with being engaged. I bet she walked into the jewellery store and said "…

I don't understand. Other moms get things done. I'm sitting here unable to will myself to fold my 3 overflowing baskets of clean laundry, or put away the massive pile of winter jackets off my kitchen table, and theyre posting status updates about putting fresh rolls in the oven and albums full of pictures of…

My husband has a new starting in March, and I'm super excited! We get to move back to the city, and out of our hometown! So Long, former highschool classmates who act shocked upon hearing I'm married and have a child!

@BicuriousShoes: the lightest woodgrain color "chapa abadeul"? would look pretty against sky blue. I'm not a fan of large furniture being dark because I think it creates negative space (I used to own a TV that I'd painted lavender for this exact reason) but once you fill your bookcases, negative visual space shouldn't…

The poll is telling me what to think, and I am saying "cram it, Poll!" I think my own damn thoughts!

@RaisinGirl sucks so you don't have to: indeed.

@BeetsGoOn: If I'm at home watching a movie, and my little kid wakes up, or the phone rings, or my husband decides to ask me a question, or I need to find the pause button, sub-titles can be impossible to follow.

@frankie22: MY mother has a charming habit, when she hears about big babies being born or exceptionally fast labors, of remarking on how large the mother's vagina must be.

Flanagan's position is anti-feminist and mysogynistic, but it is, in my experience an extremely popular stance.

@Breamworthy: We always called that a "Charlotte County dinner jacket" over in N.B.

@mysecretagentlovergal: my daughter had an ankle monitor placed on her when she was born, just like a paroled convict! It would go off if she was removed from the maternity ward by anyone other than authorized personel.

I went through my pregnancy without using belly bands or any supportive undergarment. I developed a handful sized patch of edema on the underside of my belly, I beleive as a direct result of not using anything for support. there are actually teeny tiny little stretch marks still where the edema was.

my cousin was a 17 year old bride in 1998, in an island community. One of her 8 or so classmates, the best singer out of all 8 of them, I guess, totally sang some terrible Shania Twain song in the middle of the ceremony, and another different Shania Twain song at the reception.

My mother's homemade pie IS superior to each and every dessert ever created. Also my husbands Nana makes a pretty top notch pie.