I wanted to point out, that when you are forcing a human being out of your vagina, you do not neccesarily know what you are feeling in the first place. I thought my doctor was driving her fingernails into me, all around my vagina at one point, when she wasn't touching me. I also felt what I thought was my baby…

@LadyCoCo: My brother-in-law's girlfriend's skeezy stepdad unfriended her, my brother-in-law AND thier infant son this summer. He was really pissed when he tried to re-friend them a week later and was denied.

I've been de-friended twice that I can recall.

@boxspelunker: This was all I wanted to do for a career, until My anthro prof informed me that there aren't really jobs for forensic anthropologists in Canada. The ones we have, only do it part time, and are professors, or cops (no thanks) the rest of the time.

@erika: I only hated the lace part of Michael C's dress. But hate it I certainly did.

@jastle: I especially like it when the guy grinding his crotch into my ass on the dancefloor has a public semi-hard-on.

I remember so clearly being 11 or 12 years old , and standing on the sidewalk with two girls a year younger than me, and a carload of young men drove past whistling and hollering at us, and when I grumbled "perverts!" the two younger girls looked at me like I was crazy and told me it was a complement and that we…

@annebreal: the only thing that could make sense is for a court to commit her to a psych ward, to determine if she's mentally unstable and to put her on a drug regimine. It won't happen though, and she'll probably wind up doing community service.

@Descarada: I know, right? $40000 is not alot for a celebrity to pay in child support, it just seems exorbitant to people with average incomes.

I'm a horrble person when I don't eat breakfast, If I don't have snacks etc.

I don't eat baby carrots, because they're just regular carrots that have been peeled down to baby size. You can tell by the size of the core when you bite in. It makes me wonder if the outer carrot layers were rotting or something, and in fact I did once run across a baby carrot that was all femented in the middle in…

@RiotGrrrl: I don't think it's cheating if theres no penetration, but, you and I have very unpopular opinions I think.

@BunnyJones: I agree. It looks like it's a lady wearing the same color and length dress. If you look at Jessica's hips versus the back view hips it doesn't match up.

I think part of the problem is that parents and teachers are equating academic prowress with intelligence, and the two are not nessecarily mutually exclusive.

I think Aziz Ansari is my new Hollywood Dreamboat.

@Lemon Merangutan: did my picture not work?

@cool_as_KimDeal: Funny you should post the scream...

Alot of the "goods" have really bad hair.

@MollyShroom: My husband has only ever been with large breasted women, so one would think he's a breast man, but he largely ignores them.

@eruantaliel: I know a lawyerly type who was admiring an overpriced Argyle scarf in a shop window, so If that's not a ridiculous suggestion, I'll say that.