@Nell_fersher: That is terrifying. I don't want to give you advice, because I'm not a medical professional, but I think you should go to the ER. I hope you're ok either way.

We just found out my sister in law is pregnant.

@skahammer: Doctor Juggenstein sounds like a frankenstein monster themed stripper. A sexy one.

Well.. This might sound awful, but theres a certain kind of grown woman who likes to be given teddy bears, and I think that sort of woman probably likes to stick with stereotypical gender roles.

@good for business: well, she paid for them, so they really are her boobs. Also since they aren't imaginary, one can't even argue that they arent real.

@emilyanne: That's an especially jerky waitress. I drank coffee every morning. It's not a problem in moderation.

My husband doesn't like any music that I hate, but he hates alot of music that I love (who hates the Rolling Stones, seriously? Why can't we listen to NIN in the car? what is wrong with that man?), so my instict is to say something about how general negativity is more unnatractive than liking specific shit bands...…

1.) My old highschool friend Thom called them "Ta's", and he thought that being gay gave him carte blanche to reach out and squeeze the "Ta's" whenever the notion struck him. (he also gave me the nickname "Cunty", so you know, he's forgiven for the unsolicited boob groping)

Also sexy: A man covered with horrific cuts, scars and bruises, especially on his face. Makes me feel all tingly in the nethers when I come across a man who's been beat down by a bouncer or got in a random street fight or motorcycle accident.

I have a 12 1/2 month old girl, and, while I haven't tested it, I'm pretty sure slapping her would not get her to stop crying. It would with almost perfect certainty make her cry more. However, I don't know if it's actually illegal to slap ones baby, since, it's not brute force, which is why I'd be hesitant to…

@MakeMeSmile: I'm pretty sure that these games all come with ratings that parents are supposed to refer to before buying these games for, or playing these games with or in front of their children. So that's why, for me at least, the argument about games desensitizing children to violence and war is moot in this…

@Fanita: I had a "one night stand" email me for a few months from the middle east (he shipped out on his peace keeping mission 2 days after the "one night stand") we fell out of touch, and then got back in contact after I mocked him for sending me chain mail, and we wound up dating for about 6 months.

@EmpressZombie: If youre Latina, it's "J-Lo", at least thats who my college bff always was told she looked like, even though she looks nothing like Jennifer Lopez.

I was working as a fry cook at a super tiny take-out one summer. It was so tiny that I could see out the window at the front counter, and this one day, I see this guy who looked just like Jerry Springer except unshaven, slightly puffy and dressed down. Anyway, the guy looks back at me with this expression that kind of…

I used to dress in army fatigues. I was 15. It was almost 12 years ago. It was heinous.

My mother-in-law and I have a similar body type, narrow hips and large breasts, and we do talk about boobs sometimes. She was telling me about how she was how she was going to buy a new fancy bra, and I made some joke, and her boyfriend, who is old enough to be her father, and usually pretty reserved, overheard and…

Sarah Silverman is half right... but men still need to treat us equally, and often don't, and it's still as wrong as it ever was.

I wanted to put my 2 cents in and state that, while the company I worked for was not required to pay me a maternity leave, they were required to hold my job for me for a whole year(or would have been had the place not shut down) and the Canadian Government was required to pay me Employment Insurance benefits for that…

@Svenskasweetie: I can see why she'd WANT the role though, like when Keira Knightly campained for her role in The Jacket, she basically said she felt like if she didn't get that role she'd be stuck in corsets for the rest of her career... which she has been anyway... but my point is, Emma Watson has been Hermione for…

I'm from east coast Canada.