...the Climate Comfort package now heats the instrument panel and dash in addition to the armrests, door cards and seats.

I do not understand this thing, if I want a bdsm dungeon I would like more space, if I want a car I would like to be able too see out of it whilst driving. I suppose there will be a market for these, somewhere.

Member when everybody complained about the ‘Bangle butt.’

You’re seeing kidneys, I’m seeing pig’s snout. A rather pronounced one.

Okay, but they gotta pay extra for that.

Let’s be real clear on something.

This abuse of the future tense is unacceptable, good sir or madam!

“Children should not be guilty of the sins of their parents, let alone their great-grandparents,”

Counterpoint:

I saw Klaus live in the early 1980s in NYC. He didn’t make it out of the AIDS crisis.

“You’d certainly do a double take if Garage 54 rolled past you in this on the highway. “

Here’s what happens when a plane is struck by lightning...

COQODAQ even sounds like a name Stefon would come up with

Meanwhile the flights from London to the US were traveling at a ground speed rivaling a 2CV

His name sounds like he wrote the Goosebumps books. Anyone watched the recent shows? Feeling nostalgic rn.

Uncle Tony’s Garage is wrong a lot nowadays. His usually uninformed whining about EVs was annoying enough. Then he spent a whole hour deepthroating Robby Starbuck’s verifiably false claims about “wokeness”:

The idea that he was trying to do anything was laughable. They just identify wedge issues and campaign on them. Then he signs a bunch of executive orders in the first week and spends the rest of the time watching TV, golfing, Tweeting, and insulting reporters.

Having driven a Polestar 2 and recently seen their latest offerings, I really really like them and view them as an option.  Tesla on the other hand, has been removed from any consideration for years now.

Polestar is def on my list when we switch to full EV, I hope they stick around!