They’re also doing an exclusive one-off painted mustard yellow — the Bugatti Dijon.

After the Veyron, Chiron and Tourbillon, the next Bugatti should be designed specifically to resist spills.

Now I can picture McMurray and Mrs McMurray taking the Cybertruck to those special parties down ‘Cun. Then again, McMurray is a piece of shit.

If Musk had ever actually read a science fiction novel, he might appreciate Foundation — one of the subplots is about how the Foundation takes control of a rival nation by getting them hooked on flimsy high-tech consumer goods (and then controlling the supply).

Last I checked, Cybertrucks don’t do well in the cold, right?

Allegedlys.

With airport erotic thrillers, it’s all about delay.

You could also use them to test the grip on Julia Roberts’s sneakers.

Not surprised to see them going with the trend. They don’t seem great at out-of-the-box thinking...

You could buy one and load it up with novels from a Hudson News, making it a Runway Fiction Test Rig.

They had the idea to just fly the One Ring into Mount Doom using a drone. (The idea would be shot down, literally and figuratively...)

Next step: spicy duck tape!

Chuck also has a custom Lucid. It’s pretty close to stock -- except the GPS doesn’t go to Galveston.

Combining the pampering of a cruise ship with the speed of some other slightly faster ship...

Stupid naturally safe helium!!!

Roundabout? This must be the work of an enemy Stand!

Roundabout? This must be the work of an enemy Stand!

“Captain! Massive stellar radiation is interfering with terrestrial agro-navigation systems!”

At least he doesn’t drive like a... egg.

Oooh, beat me to it.