Elon Musk probably thinks the London Underground is a political movement XD

Doesn’t Dubai already have an underground rail network — the Dubai Metro? (Would this be worth pointing out in the article?) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_Metro

Oh jesus, just the thought of that... I’d end up having need of an entirely different type of cannon.

Blithering drooling gibberish from members of the government is trending right now. This is his moment — his last chance for any kind of cultural relevance!

My Brother printers were so good I actually have a mild emotional attachment to the brand.

What the hell is an Isdera Imperator? That thing looks awesome!

Now the other question is, what printer really has the worst drivers?

Q. How does a cat control a commercial jetliner?

Sure, I bent the linguistics a little for the sake of a pun. If one considers a ‘record’ in the sense of an ‘album’ as opposed to a literal vinyl disc, maybe... for instance, ‘Best Of Disco’ pictured above could be a bestselling record, pictured here in 8-track form. Would you consider that an ‘8-track record’?

I’ve never even seen one. I didn’t know they could do that though, that’s really cool.

I wasn’t really around for 8-track records. But I imagine they’d be pretty easy to steal. (Easier than a vinyl record anyway...)

Q. What’s the hardest part of stealing 100,000 eggs?

Tommy Lee Jones: “I want a hard-target search of every farmhouse, henhouse — yeah, that’s all I’ve got.”

Pointing to the ringleader: “It’s his fault! He egged us on!”

Egg poachers, huh?

Arresting officer: “Omelette-ing you off with a warning this time...”

Now I want to see Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe singing (and croaking, respectively) about egg theft...

“He tried to kill me with a skid steer...” Nope, it’s just not the same.

That’s not a forklift, is it? ...damn.

I wouldn’t buy the one in the picture though -- the back of it seems to have melted. (Did someone park it next to a space heater?)