These Are The Things Your Cars Need Before Spring

I do like the Huayra, but there is something a little Youabian about this particular example.

So this isn’t the time Werner Herzog tried carrying a boat over the mountains?

These people are trying to convince the country that ‘diversity’ is a bad word — a fundamental evil, in and of itself. Which is obviously nonsense, but facts and reason have ceased to be valid currency, these days.

I didn’t even know I wanted a Khan/Picard faceoff...

Q. What do they call executives at Playtex?

Giving a new meaning to the Hofmeister Kink

It’s starting to look like a buttprint.

Try massaging your verb conjugations. It releases future tension.

In other words, they’re Polar opposites.

On the other hand, the video for ‘Horse’ by Salvatore Ganacci includes a horse and other animals, as well as some cool cars (including an Alfa Romeo and a giant shoe).

Maybe the song is about an old injury she has from playing a sport? (Ie. a ‘sport scar’.)

Did you hear about the Honda Accord powered by cordless drills?

Thanks for explaining what happens when Lightning Strikes.

I’m trying to hear it in Bill Hader’s voice — but which one? He’s got thousands...

“Sponsored by General Motors, this back-seat bistro has everything! Fried chicken, fortune cookies, LED mood lighting...”

RJ Reassuringe?

Pretty clear where his penal code was standing...

Have they nominated a successor to Pete Buttigieg yet?

I haven’t lived in the midwest for over a decade so I don’t remember -- you guys call it ‘pop’?