“I don’t like this new job — it’s driving me nuts!”

Gonna need a sturdy bucket...

‘Birdlime’ is a sticky substance smeared on twigs to catch birds. Any time these bikes and scooters come up, I can’t stop thinking about that...

I needed that this morning XD

Seriously? I can’t wrap my head around this XD

So it’s an Indian motorcycle company, but not Indian Motorcycle, which is America’s first motorcycle company; instead, it’s a British motorcycle company, which is now an Indian motorcycle company. (But not that Indian Motorcycle company.)

‘Red Rain’ is such a great Peter Gabriel song. (I’ve been lucky enough to see it performed live twice.)

Yeah, what an effective example of Government Efficiency...

I saw a documentary on the incredibly rigorous test to be a London black cab driver — The Knowledge. People spend years studying for it — essentially, you have to become a human GPS.

Oh. Ugh! They’re going full BMW X6!

Is a Dacia Sandrider a heavily-modified Sandero?

On the other hand, I’ve had ‘Tom Sawyer’ stuck in my head for the past two weeks...

That’s such a great story. What a classy lady.

I agree with your sentiment but not with the facts — the current-generation ND Mazda Miata is one of the finest sports cars ever made. (I should know, I had one until it was totaled by an imbecile in a minivan.)

Let me guess, she got overtaken by a tofu delivery guy and decided to give the whole thing up XD

They’re also doing an exclusive one-off painted mustard yellow — the Bugatti Dijon.

After the Veyron, Chiron and Tourbillon, the next Bugatti should be designed specifically to resist spills.

Now I can picture McMurray and Mrs McMurray taking the Cybertruck to those special parties down ‘Cun. Then again, McMurray is a piece of shit.

If Musk had ever actually read a science fiction novel, he might appreciate Foundation — one of the subplots is about how the Foundation takes control of a rival nation by getting them hooked on flimsy high-tech consumer goods (and then controlling the supply).

Last I checked, Cybertrucks don’t do well in the cold, right?