I’ll be shocked if he doesn’t buy it just to make himself the star.

That’s the part that gets me. AB bowed to the whiners and they didn’t stop boycotting. Even worse, gay bars stopped selling Bud Light in solidarity so it was two boycotts in one.

“Lotus is in a really rough place right now ... “

“Debree of Hubree”?

An electric train is far better because:

It’s like a train, but dumber...

mostly why ill never get one. parts.

I can barely tell the difference between this and a CT coming right off the lot. Frankly I think it might be a bit of an improvement.

Oh! That’s fantastic! You all are looking at this wrong but I know exactly what to with it (if only I had the money...GoFundMe?):

From the damage pattern... I’d say someone put a pizza box on the hood. An empty pizza box.

All that shaking and the thief climbing in, should have triggered the alarm even without glass breaking detection.

This isn’t funny. Well, it is, but qualified.

zombies lack the fine motor skills to peel an orange, its totally safe.

The Cybertruck, famously marketed as the vehicle to safely ride out the zombie apocalypse in...

Yeah I had to do a triple-take on that one.

It’s like a guitar had sex with a harp. 

“Autobots, roll out!”

“humanlike robots playing the zither”

“Tesla not showing its tech is most likely a sign that it is so far advanced that they don’t feel comfortable having it visible to the average show goer. Definitely buy stock now.” - Tesla investors, probably

So far we’ve seen this robot as a guy in a spandex suit, then an elaborate mechanical turk being puppeted by someone just off camera, and now locked away behind glass. But surely it’s not just more vaporware to pump Tesla stock price.