Pretty sure my wife and kids were the ones looking for these scissors. If I hadn’t taken 45 seconds out of my day to help, they never would have found them.

There’s this thing called “due diligence.”  Ignore it at your peril.

now referred to as being “hung.”

As the uncle of a special needs kid, Musk’s use of that word, Zuckerberg is going to need to get in line behind me fight this dude, and there will not be anything left for him. Any F’ing time Elon, any F’ing place. What a total piece of shit.

Do we tell him now, or let him find out from the Ukrainians?

Invulnerable to good taste

Such a fearsome weapons platform that it could only be undone by.... an inflatable tackle dummy? A small puddle? on OTA update? A car wash? Ukranians must be quaking in their boots.

I would have used a Toyota Hi-Lux as a base for this. After adding armor and weaponry, I would still have about $80,000 left over for ammunition that this guy blew on his fragile Cybertruck. Like you’re going to be able to find a charging station and be able to sit immobile for hours while it recharges in a war zone?

Me, too! I wasn’t great at it, I usually went in reverse which gave me more time to target the enemies.

Its a good one.

“Invulnerable”

It’s such a horribly bad choice for any military application that I hope the Russians buy thousands of them.

“Are you seriously so retarded that you think I donated a Cybertruck to a Russian general?” Musk wrote on his social media platform, X.

The doors and tailgate will probably injure more people than the heavy machine gun.

God I loved that game.

It is only Monday, but I have already seen the stupidest thing of the week...

I know it!  She put Duke im that coma too.  

She’s also why you can’t find Mountain Dew in the short & stubby glass bottles anymore (except for the one JD keeps pocketed up his ass)

I hate him more than T. He literally wrote a book explaining the insecurities of his people, then used that data to exploit them for their votes. I hope he goes down in flames, but I suspect we’ll be dealing with him (and certainly his lot) for decades.