I can’t help but imagine Pugh scolding fans in that bad but entertaining fake Russian accent she has for her MCU role. 

Really taking one for the team, aren’t you?

the pop star-actor performing cunnilingus on the dining room table.

That’s what I thought you meant, but I wasn’t sure.

Why?

I know it’s not the actual case but it feels like every article I read across these sites now has at least one moronic error or typo or something that a little bit of effort and/or research could have prevented. One article about Dev Patel called him the star of Life of Pi. He’s not even in that film. But there are…

Can we talk about the painting that looks like a cross between Vigo the Carpathian and Brett Kavanaugh?

There’s a post over on Jezebel today about how Jones’ lawyers mistakenly sent the Sandy Hook parents’ legal team his entire phone’s worth of text messages from the last two years, effectively giving them proof that he has committed perjury and refused to supply evidence that he claimed didn’t exist. He’s very, very…

If anything you are underselling this. Legal Twitter is going apeshit over this cross, because in real life you never have witnesses perjure themselves so badly while you’re sitting on the evidence you need to destroy them.

I get where you’re coming from, but the Ninja Turtles have been jokey and quippy in every adaptation going back to the original cartoon in 1987.

Because no medical doctor in their right mind and worth their license would ever recommend you receiving a blood transfusion from a Gamma-irradiated blood donor cousin.

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In a mop bucket?

And eating them makes your pee smell funny?

Hear meow-t.

I like my women like I like my asparagus... tall and green. 

Hear me out.

I grew up on Power Rangers and Rob Liefeld drawn comics... terrible looking, dumb fun. Try not to worry about the CGI all that much, and focus on whether the content is enjoyable or not. I’ve treated the MCU as very expensive cartoons since day 1 and it’s been wonderful.