Just stop touching it, and the normal color should return. Now go wash your hands!

Koenigseggeggegg is also fun but Donkervoort edges it out a bit, imo

Don’t get me wrong, we love our Tatas. It’s just that Donkervoort sounds like a fun Dutch swear word. Like they could come out with a new model, the “Donkervoort Kankerhoer” and we’d be all “HAHAHA yep!”

Koenigsegg, p'r'aps?

Like a turducken, the new mascot is a heratza.

You’re not doing it right.

Possibly related to that good guy Pelican in London that ate a pigeon, the rats of the sky?

Although I still think the cigarette-smoking cockroach was the hero we deserved.

I didn’t realize a furry little sewer creature was the same thing as a melting swamp monster

Rats are usually afraid of people.

No, he was just tucking in his shirt . . . .

To be fair, “FilthyWhore Eats Wet Rat” doesn’t make for a catchy headline.

It ate Giuliani?

I’m pretty sure I can spell Heron without Heroin

The heron was probably angry that the rat stole his pizza.

Doesn’t feel like that long ago New York’s hero WAS a rat. What a fickle city.

You can’t spell heron without HERO. 

Most Great Blue Herons in southern New York actually don’t migrate. He’ll be here in town munching rats year-round.

During my time in NYC, I was hassled a lot more by the sea birds than the rats.

BONE?!