What about the fact that none of us liked BioDome? (I hope he’s made his peace with that...)

FUCK, how do you miss that? ‘Going Home’!

I have never wanted anything as much as I want to watch Daniel Day-Lewis singing The Touch by Stan Bush...

Just what you’d need for a remake of hit BBC soap opera Triangle.

Christopher Nolan watches TV? Who would have thought?

The imaginary friend is called ‘Blue’? What?

One of the best parts of Person of Interest...

Huh, I suppose you would...

This morning on the 880 there was a sharp slowdown in the express lane, but even while I was starting to react, my car’s bog-standard anti-collision feature put on the brakes. (I also felt my seatbelt tighten up.)

So it’s like that one episode of Sliders?

The younger brother Eddie has that Jon Snow energy — quiet, rugged confidence that’ll get him shot in the face as he blunders into a world he can’t possibly understand. (Maybe I’m biased — to be honest, I find him really boring.)

And Aladdin? What did we learn from that?

Yeah, for all that Steve Jobs was also a pretty nasty person, he did have a crucial insight into what products would capture the imagination. (I don’t think he ever would have signed off on Apple’s massive new VR helmet.)

What’s the point of putting all that data on a screen in the center of the dash? What track driver would take their eyes off the track to look at it during a lap?

They’ll fix it in the mid-cycle re- (sorry, I can’t finish that statement or my lungs will literally collapse laughing).

I heard Coca-Cola were testing something far more advanced — hovering shipping containers, powered by advanced levitation technology.

Yes! Does Charles Lloyd Poole count as a dirtbag? Maybe, after that thing with the lorry...

Guy Ritchie’s trademark style is MIA

Meanwhile, another driver conducted a Pagan ritual in his Ford...

*counting as pedals fall off* “He loves me... he loves me not...”