There was a Robocop cartoon too, right?

Bring back T-Bag!

That was such a good movie. The only Tom Clancy-adapted media I’ve ever enjoyed.

I’ll not hear a single word against the Rocky IV soundtrack — that album is wonderful 80s cheese! (I wouldn’t even excise the Paulie’s Robot theme!)

Zakir Hussain of all people? My wife and I did a double take. It’s like if Yo Yo Ma popped up in a Fast and Furious movie...

How can he drop the Model 2, though? It’ll totally mess up his ‘2 S3XY’ acronym. (I assume he makes all his management decisions via elementary school letter games...)

He also said focusing on the Robotaxi is the “blindingly obvious move.”

Maybe it’s just boat captains?

What a piece of shit...

How would you get it on the brush?

John Cena trying to buy one of these could be a Fast and Furious spinoff...

I have a question for experts.

Don’t forget Garfield! (Meeting Jesus on a Sunday suits him just fine, at least it’s not on a Monday...)

Could they have avoided layoffs if they had a full-time CEO instead of a moonlighting social media prick?

William Susan Trooper -- a confident, outgoing individual who’s only a little self-conscious about his middle name.

much like Truth Social itself, the streaming platform will be “independent of Big Tech.”

Is he cosplaying as James Spader?

Wait, is this the ‘full-neural-net’ v12 FSD that everyone says is such a great improvement over previous versions, now that they got rid of all that C++ code?

Sounds like this really curbed their enthusiasm...

His cameo probably took weeks to record. “Push the fucking button Clem Fandango!!!”